So we had a rat

[backbreaker]

Against my wife's wishes I got my son a California king snake for his 8th birthday. He, like his dad is fascinated with snakes.


Anyway my wife saw a rat.instead of beating with a broom, I told joe to go get the snake and put it on the kitchen floor. The second we put her on the floor she caught the scent, stslked the rat which was hiding in the pantry, climbed up the pantry and ate the *****. It was like the most baller ass **** ever. But you dont **** with a snake that is digesting so now were just kinda sruck here looking at it.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I just read a news story about a woman who was sleeping with a huge boa constrictor in her bed every night. She started becoming worried because the snake had basically stopped eating for a few weeks. She talked to some "expert" who told her that the snake was not eating because it was preparing to smother her and eat her.