"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Against my wife's wishes I got my son a California king snake for his 8th birthday. He, like his dad is fascinated with snakes.


Anyway my wife saw a rat.instead of beating with a broom, I told joe to go get the snake and put it on the kitchen floor. The second we put her on the floor she caught the scent, stslked the rat which was hiding in the pantry, climbed up the pantry and ate the *****. It was like the most baller ass **** ever. But you dont **** with a snake that is digesting so now were just kinda sruck here looking at it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I just read a news story about a woman who was sleeping with a huge boa constrictor in her bed every night. She started becoming worried because the snake had basically stopped eating for a few weeks. She talked to some "expert" who told her that the snake was not eating because it was preparing to smother her and eat her.
 
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