"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So uhhh

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This girl i've been talking to, me and her flirt and stuff. And we totally are jusy playing the flirting online game and yes i am seeing her soon, actually whenever i want to, just gotta go. Anyway she goes you know i haven't seen your ... yet and i'm like ugh wtf? and the slut i am . so i did, and she's like wow you're HUGE! and i'm like mmmmk.i'm not though, maybe 5 to 5.5? i guess or so,She even said you're totally not getting me in the ass! and i was like heh, i feel weird because if anything happens, it won't have lived up to the pictures. But the pictures show it all. lol this thread is going to get deleted i bet. oh well, i'm glad i amused you guys.But this is a true story lol.

**** it and see how it goes probably is the best bet right? :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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One thing I DO know... there should be no reason in hell you shouldn't boink that if/when you meet in person. If you DON'T meet in person... then we could pretty much include that you got mind-****ed. I'm not bettin on it though the way she seems to come across. Women like that know exactly what they want. Wear a jimmy. ;)
 
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