So there was woman who I had to cancel a date with because...

[like2jam]

So, there was a woman who was excited about meeting me. I was all ready to meet her, but then I re-read her profile one last time and she added:

Only contact me if your penis is larger than 7".

Mine isn't, so I canceled the date, lol.


Can you imagine if you put 'only women with tight pussies' on your profile?

 

[1-800-HellNo]

Mines 12.5 inches so i don't have to deal with this, but i wouldnt care anyways.
What's she gonna do, pull out a ruler before fvcking you?
No, she'd have sex with you anyway, and if you play it right, she'll fvck you again.

 

[like2jam]

Wow, horse man.