"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So there was this cute gal at the bar

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I gave her a lil smile

she smiled back

she came over and said "hi"

i gave her the sexy mavec look and said as sexy as i could "hi"

she smiled and said "how about a drink"

i said "sure, but isnt that a lil forward?"

she said "im your waitress"

peace out/ninja out/ yeh rock on! wooooooo hoooooooooo! go me i rule!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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that was pretty good, but total waste of my time lol


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MY BS detector is going off with this post somehow...

Why didn't you pursue things further?

Why didn't you continue the conversation?
 
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hahah that was pretty damn funny.

some of u so-called "don juan"s need to lighten up a bit. that was funny.
 
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Re: bull shyt alert.

Originally posted by KillaPetehog
yeah, probably couldn't get any further..cuz you couldn't buy the drink.

You gotta be 21.

Yo punk azz is still 18.

Fool, don't brag over nothing.



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loser of the highest order!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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Oh and im from england and because were a decent country you can buy a drink when your 18!

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
MY BS detector is going off with this post somehow...

Why didn't you pursue things further?

Why didn't you continue the conversation?
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You forgot my questions...
 
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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
You forgot my questions...
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Sorry

I did continue the conversation but when she asked for money i called her a ho and left!

Us DJ's do not pay for sex!

yeh rock on!
 
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