So The Shop Assistant

[BrainDamage92]

So she likes me uno hundredo porcento, its like more than obvious, and I build the attraction completely unintentionally, you know how best flirt happens when you dont have it in mind.

But you know its kinda stupid to get her digits or facebook or ask her out in front of the other sluts who work there, old evil *****es, and the line of peeps behind you while you talk about the weather and how wet both the rain and you make her is not very nice man.

Maybe go late in the evening when there are less fools around? Or simply say Id like to talk to her in private. But no, this is BS why private? Or simply stop trying to be smooth and do it in front of everyone?

I really need to get this girl man its easy prey and she looks pretty good.

I think Ill go for the obvious thing, I mean even if her coworkers notice, she would feel good because "Nobody is asking these old bats out unlike me" eh? Sound logic?

Sort me out, I dont wanna be the jackass for the first time in my life, I always loved going over etiquette just so I can see the maggot brains cringe but I want to be polite with this one.

 

[Yewki]

You realize you can ask for her number and get it in a matter of seconds right? Do your usual banter then just say "Here lemme get your number" with a smile as you offer her your phone. Don't make it a big deal.

 

[mangotot]

Probably best you do it when no one else is around. You don't want to get her management to become angry or peeve the co workers or any customers that may be around.

 

[miketan70]

You said she is a shop assistant? I don't know what kind of shop is that but maybe you could call her aside to ask her like some kind of advice on the thing you want to buy and then try to call her out or something.

 

[VladPatton]

Rip a piece of paper and pop your number on it before you go up to pay. Smile, say hi, and give it to her. That's it. If she drops you a text, it's game on. If not, oh well. She knows what's up.

 

[Suspens]

I had a similar dilemma a few weeks ago. She even made eye contact multiple times but I gave up finally. It will feel awkward definitely.

Vlad's idea is the best way to do it in such environments.

 

[BrainDamage92]

Vlad youre one smart sob I give you that. But it really isnt my style plus Im already past that slip a piece of paper stage couse the store is in my hood so I have spoken to her quite abit. This feels like something from a movie to me I woudlnt feel comfortable doing it. Im not that subtle, I mean Im subtle usually all gentleman and all, and then some voice in my head goes like ACT ACT ACT I grab her ass and well...

Anyway she was resting yesterday and today (babies chopped in pieces anyone?) tomorrow I have to work so the the day after it is.

Anyway Im abit confused, opportunity is everywhere and options are presented daily, this one seems to like me too much I mean she totally lost her cool and went babbling the last time, this is a turnoff for me, as it shows lack of intelligence a smart girl wouldnt fall under my charm just like that Im a devil they know it, so I like to chase at least ABIT this is too easy, but *who runs away from easy*, as a girl I know says, so Ill try it.

God, being single is difficult. But being in a relationship is a nightmare so

But GJ on the piece of paper thingy, Ill consider, and asking her to speak privately under false pretence is something I would't do so NO to that. In the end I think Ill go for the I dont give a crap anyone is listening approach couse thats me, if I blow it, meh... Im abit hotter than her anyway ;]

I tell you how the failure went after that so you can laugh ;]

 

[VladPatton]

The paper slip is just due to time constraint. If there are no people in line, use your mouth and get the digits. Other than that, figure out when her shift ends and 'accidentally bump into her' and you start talking and perhaps so an insta-date right there.