"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So the Demo-chick was there again today...

slitherjef

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I was headed into work as she was wrapping up. It was pretty much the same as last week, another person (older woman, same as last week) was there as well. Same people helped them break things down to load it up.

Next week, I am due to leave about the time she has been packing stuff up, so I have started to devise a plan worthy of MacGyver. I just need 12 people, 2600 dollars, a truck and...

Just kidding.

The plan was if she was there next week, sample what she is demo-ing, have a bit of casual conversation, kind of feeling things out see if I can pick up a vibe and depending on the vibe if I get one, go in for a number close, or maybe wait until she comes in the following week and talk more and try for a number then.

But I had two bad thoughts tonight...
1) what if that other lady is her mom
2) What if this chick is under age? and thats here mom!?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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