"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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So Suave's 'Dial-A-DJ' Seduction Hotline!

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Ok. So after the incredible positive response and backup on orders from the Vibrating Crotch Hero by Jizz Pantz thread. How would a So Suave 'Dial-A-DJ' Seduction Hotline do?

Instead of the Chat room perhaps a call center staffed by the expert Don Juan's of So Suave for other up and coming DJ's or DJs in a jam during daygame, at clubs etc.

Ex: Hi you've reached the So Suave Dial-A-DJ Seduction Hotline! What's your emergency?

Oh you need red pill assistance. Let me transfer you to the Mature man operators! Team leads tittyman and burroughs will assemble a ranger like squadron to solve your problem!

Oh you need club game! Let me transfer you to BraddP!

Issues with race? Let me transfer you to operator IRT and YOU can possibly help him!

Filipina giving you lip and forgot where she parked your rig? Please hold for support rep goundra/ twentee!

Oh problems with trolling and not taking So Suave seriously? Master operators SageProduct and Naughty Ninja are permanent suspension please stand by!

What other operators would you have staffed if So Suave had a DJ seduction hotline and what would their titles and job descriptions require?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

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You, sir, are a god among men

Sign me up to be a volunteer for the call center! Us college students are looking for volunteer hours! Well whadda ya say JohnnyChops? It'll look great on your medical school applications!!!!!!!
 
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I wonder who they'd hire for the "No Fap" hotline and who would be immediately disqualified?

"DJ-X Please put down the porn mag and come out with your hands up!" We'll coach you through this! You need to NEXT the nude HB in the pics! She doesn't really 'want' you!"
 
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NaughtyProduct said:
I wonder who they'd hire for the "No Fap" hotline and who would be immediately disqualified?

"DJ-X Please put down the porn mag and come out with your hands up!" We'll coach you through this! You need to NEXT the nude HB in the pics! She doesn't really 'want' you!"
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