So Suave S.O.S: Naughty Ninja is a Virgin that gets no azz

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Jaws

Banned

May 5, 2018

Fellow DJ's. We all know Naughty Ninja is a virgin that gets no azz unlike the poon magnets that frequent SS secret society 24/7/365. That much is obvious.

Question is, how do we help him? Is he beyond help? Like RTF beyond help?

Marvel Comic cartoon character coping will no be an acceptable answer. Should he read the DJ Bible? Get cosmetic surgery? Believe in the religion of game and abundance mentality?

Let's try to help the poor guy out.

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.