"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So Suave Guinness Book of World Records

Mesoherny

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Who would be your picks if So Suave had it's own Guiness Book of World Records?

Most verfied plates:

Most posts within a year:

Most likely to pass away at their keyboard:

Most solid advice:

Biggest BS artist:

Poster most likely to never progress:

Most improved poster:



Or whatever So Suave Guinness Book of World Records title you would give a current or former poster.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Spaz

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Hahaha

I gotta hand it to you man.

You certainly got a flair for words.

And I do like some of ur posts, means u r a smart dude to begin with as opposed to all those victim mindset post I keep seeing around the forum.

Just tone it down a notch with Guru, it's getting out of hand and you keep getting banned over it.

Stick with this ID for a few months and help out a little.
 

Atom Smasher

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Yeah, JoeyP, Spaz gave you some good advice right there. I'm gonna let you go for a day or two to see what happens.
 
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