"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

So now she Blowing my phone up, lol

Plain & Simple

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2005
Messages
387
Reaction score
0
Location
Miami (FL)
Well im not gonna make this a book but to make this short.

This one girl that i like, once i made the mistake of telling her that i like her, so now she is all big headed and thinks that she got me all up on her puss', or so she thinks.

She rejected me cause she got a man, although something tells me that she would want to do the nasty with me anyhow.

But yeah, before she use to text me or call me like everyday, then one day we was supposed go on a date and she cancelled, we was supposed to go on another date for another day, and she never call like i told her to do. So yesterday moorning she texted me "Miss me" and "what happened" i wasnt gonna reply but i did i told her "i told you to call me" lol she said "oh ok, ill call you tonight im at work", she never called me last night, so that lead to today.

Today she called me like 5, 6 times and she texted me "u busy", i havent answered one of her calls or texts at all. lol i even played with her a lil bit on one of her calls i gave my friend the phone, and he put on this british accent, i guess she thought she got the wrong number and hung up, she called back, and he told her that i was busy, she told him to tell me that she called me.


Lol my question here is, do i pick up the phone next time she calls me ? if so how do i handle the phonecall.

haha its funny to see that she is all up on me now lol.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

kiz

Don Juan
Joined
Jan 12, 2005
Messages
130
Reaction score
0
Age
39
nah wait til you see each other....this girl is definitely jerking your chain. i'd call her if i were you after she calls a couple more times. then be like look im going to ______, you can come if you want. if she says no or *****es out, then next her ass
 

Plain & Simple

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2005
Messages
387
Reaction score
0
Location
Miami (FL)
true, true,
 

Plain & Simple

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2005
Messages
387
Reaction score
0
Location
Miami (FL)
dang i love yall feedback:rolleyes:
 
Top