backbreaker
Master Don Juan
wow she's fat as **** lol. She hid that **** well. Jennifer Lawerence is about what I thought
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So Kate Upton... lol what do you guys think?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fat? Are you kidding me? She's anything but. Its undeniable she's got a (likely naturally) higher level of body-fat and it's not in the best places (other than her t!ts), but she's not fat. Those pictures don't do her any good, though. But, I'd still fvck her.
Jennier Lawrence is, eh. Never really saw the appeal in her.
Jennier Lawrence is, eh. Never really saw the appeal in her.
backbreaker
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Go to prnhub .com go to photos type Kate Upton and look for most recent lol. Your welcome
She is actually nasty looking. Jlaw is cute though
She is actually nasty looking. Jlaw is cute though
Ive always said the chick was pretty average. I never knew how she became a super model. After I saw a face closeup of her a couple years ago, I could never look at her the same. The mole and mustache was a huge turn off.
But oh wells...some guys like the skinny fat look. I like my women to have tone and to be less jiggly where it counts. As someone said already, Kate's selling point are her breasts. Ill take smaller breasts if it means the rest of the body is toned up.
Ive slept with women with Upton's body type, and its alright. Athletic chicks are definitely more of a turn on in bed for me.
EDIT:
This celebrity cloud leak really gives validity to the thought that most women are stupid skanks. Too many women are stupidly taking nudes without thinking of the potential consequences. A celebrity should definitely know better than to do that. But then to also upload these picks to a cloud storage service?
I dont use any cloud crap because I dont trust it. WHy would I want my personal stuff floating around the net? At most I may upload music one day. Never any photos or other personal files. Im sure there are stupid male celebrities doing this too...but I would assume its definitely not as numerous as the dumb women.
EDIT 2: And now Ive read that the Apple iCloud hack was done by inputting 500 most common passwords. Seriously...how stupid are these girls that they cant come up with a unique password? All of my passwords are unique to my interests and life experiences. After coming up with a word or phrase, I always add numbers symbols and rearrange them in a way that I would only know of.
Hence there's a system to deciphering my passwords, but most people looking at them would think it was random. I cant get over these dumb women using simple ass words as passwords. https://github.com/hackappcom/ibrute/blob/master/passlist.txt
But oh wells...some guys like the skinny fat look. I like my women to have tone and to be less jiggly where it counts. As someone said already, Kate's selling point are her breasts. Ill take smaller breasts if it means the rest of the body is toned up.
Ive slept with women with Upton's body type, and its alright. Athletic chicks are definitely more of a turn on in bed for me.
EDIT:
This celebrity cloud leak really gives validity to the thought that most women are stupid skanks. Too many women are stupidly taking nudes without thinking of the potential consequences. A celebrity should definitely know better than to do that. But then to also upload these picks to a cloud storage service?
I dont use any cloud crap because I dont trust it. WHy would I want my personal stuff floating around the net? At most I may upload music one day. Never any photos or other personal files. Im sure there are stupid male celebrities doing this too...but I would assume its definitely not as numerous as the dumb women.
EDIT 2: And now Ive read that the Apple iCloud hack was done by inputting 500 most common passwords. Seriously...how stupid are these girls that they cant come up with a unique password? All of my passwords are unique to my interests and life experiences. After coming up with a word or phrase, I always add numbers symbols and rearrange them in a way that I would only know of.
Hence there's a system to deciphering my passwords, but most people looking at them would think it was random. I cant get over these dumb women using simple ass words as passwords. https://github.com/hackappcom/ibrute/blob/master/passlist.txt
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Not just that.zekko said:
Someone also took pics of her half naked, and also a couple pics of her taking a facial. Thats a lot worse than Kate Upton's pic of Verlander's cvm on her back.
EDIT: Though now its being said the facial photos have been on 4chan for a while and arent Jennifer Lawrence.
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Really?Ronaldo7 said:
Shes got a unique look to her face in my opinion, and a good body too. Though I may be partial to her body since its the exact body type my ex had. Like seriously, when I saw her pics I thought "Wow *ex's name* had the exact build from head to toe". I prefer my girls more athletic nowadays, but still find Lawrence's body type an easy fave.
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Kate Upton or a refrigerator? What is more attractive? Because they both have the same body shape.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Same as Jay Cutler. And i might have been deceived by photoshop. In those pictures, Kate looks borderline overweight.cordoncordon said:
@Jaylan: I like Scarlett. Jennifer Lawrence looks too plain to me. She doesn't have a Wow factor. Barely no @ss either.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Yeah.....
All of you hating on Kate Upton are gay, put simply.
All of you hating on Kate Upton are gay, put simply.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
like seriously if i saw kate upton out, and didn't know she was kate upton, with those ****ing rolls on her i would not look twice. the polor opposite of my type. i don't evne like breasts. I liked her face, when she was about 15-20 pounds lighter she had a very cute face but she's all about the "tits" now and she's fat.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
lol finally someone else thinks the same as me. I have no idea what the huge deal thats made about her. She has NO body curves which is a huge turn off for me. She has a pretty face and huge t!ts but thats about it!. I have seen MANY other women that stomp her into the ground in terms of looks.cordoncordon said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
BTW, i saw all the pics torrent with Upton and J.L plus other Celebs that were leaked like Hope Solo. They are really sleazy when they think no one is watching lol. Jen L looks innocent but not too innocent with her legs spread WIDE open and Upton with a load on her back. Celeb or Not, Women get really sleazy.
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100% agree here. However, I did think "JLaw"'s tits would be bigger.PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Kate upton has some very nice natural titties, other than that, she is garbage. Side and myspace angle shots aside, her body is terrible: no a$$, and her waste is the same size as her hips...no natural curvature. FOR A MODEL, her body is horrible. This should have been known already though, considering she lives in string bikini's.
Yeah.....and?In2TheGame said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
there is absoutly no way either of them become "stars" without sucking a **** load of ****. neither are hot enough to be superstars on their own natrual looks
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.