Capodeciña
Don Juan
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2009
- Messages
- 167
- Reaction score
- 4
So I see the perfect opportunity to approach and talk to this average - looking Black Girl (Mulatto), she was abit on the hefty side, but I wasn't intentionally looking for a close (number). Competition rules, 2-10 minute convo right?
So I'm at the bus stop, I walk beside her, turn my head:
Capodeciña: Hey, can I get you're opinion on something real quick?
Her: (She nods)
Capodeciña: (smirking), do you think I look like a drug dealer?
Her: Noooo, no
Capodeciña:Ha, thank god, cos everyones been coming up to me tonight, asking if I have weed
Her: (Looks around) Oh okay..
Capodeciña: Why aren't you out tonight
Her: Just coming back from my boyfriends.....
Capodeciña: Oh cool, Sorry, my names Capodeciña, you? (PUTS OUT FOR HANDSHAKE)
Her: (looks at my hand) I don't know where you're hands been
Capodeciña: LOL, what? Wow, you really have that b!tchshield high, It's like OMFG Stranger Danger huh?
Her: (Looks around)
Capodeciña: So I sit down, look around, pivot, ETC ETC
Capodeciña: Wow, you look p!ssed, did you're boyfriend kick you out or something?
Her: LOL, no, dont be silly
Capodeciña: Oh kayyy, talking about drug dealers, are U high? you;re eyes are way RED....
Her: LOL, no I'm not
Capodeciña: So whats with the hostile attitude peaches? did you think I was hitting on U or something?
Her: No, but I don't think us both talking is doing anything for the rest of our day, isit?
Capodeciña: maybe not, but damn, a guy should be able to talk to a woman, heck, people should talk to people whether they know eachother or not. Friendly conversation won't do any harm on both parties I thought?, I was bored, so I thought I'd ask you on an opinion?
Her: yeah, welllllllllllllllll, its not doing anything for our day isit. Don't automatically think whenever you see a girl, she wants to talk
RANDOM GIRL COMES TO THE BUS STOP
Capodeciña: Sorry to bother you, but can I ask you something? If you weighed in at 15 STONES, would you be hella unapproachable and have attitude problems whenever a random guy comes and talks to you or would you socialise as much as possible due weight anxiety?
Random Girl: Urmmmm, (looks at girl) ahahhahahahaha, I would try to socialise as much as possible, I like the weight I am now
Capodeciña Title: Thank you ...................
Random Girl: (Laughs)
Girl: (Picks up phone and calls boyfriend) Can you please, please, come to the bus stop, theres some guy talking shyt to me, please, come now, please.
Capodeciña: LOL, what, you wanna cal you're boyfriend out of his bed, the one you should be in, but aren't for some reason for you're conciousness on you're weight?
Girl: Where you going? If my boyfriend was here, you would not be ALIVE TOMMOROW
Capodeciña: So I get ont he bus, and gesture with my stomach and blow bubbles in my mouth.
Random Girl: gets on the same bus, says, who does she think she is, saying that? .............She should be PRIVILEDGED THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO HER
BLA BLA BLA, she gets off and says be careful, don't talk to certain girls around here, some people aere funny, thats life............. and I'm like WTF, are Black chicks this STUCK UP? Sorry, but I now know why a high % of them are single and why Black guys are dating outside there racial demographic. Nevermind trying to pick her up, imagine if I was trying :nervous:
P.S, No digs at you JLay87, it's all on ME. I just wanted to highlight my reason to approach a LOW QUALITY RED FLAG like her, wasn't trying to PICK HER UP, just applying to the current Bootcamp rules
So I'm at the bus stop, I walk beside her, turn my head:
Capodeciña: Hey, can I get you're opinion on something real quick?
Her: (She nods)
Capodeciña: (smirking), do you think I look like a drug dealer?
Her: Noooo, no
Capodeciña:Ha, thank god, cos everyones been coming up to me tonight, asking if I have weed
Her: (Looks around) Oh okay..
Capodeciña: Why aren't you out tonight
Her: Just coming back from my boyfriends.....
Capodeciña: Oh cool, Sorry, my names Capodeciña, you? (PUTS OUT FOR HANDSHAKE)
Her: (looks at my hand) I don't know where you're hands been
Capodeciña: LOL, what? Wow, you really have that b!tchshield high, It's like OMFG Stranger Danger huh?
Her: (Looks around)
Capodeciña: So I sit down, look around, pivot, ETC ETC
Capodeciña: Wow, you look p!ssed, did you're boyfriend kick you out or something?
Her: LOL, no, dont be silly
Capodeciña: Oh kayyy, talking about drug dealers, are U high? you;re eyes are way RED....
Her: LOL, no I'm not
Capodeciña: So whats with the hostile attitude peaches? did you think I was hitting on U or something?
Her: No, but I don't think us both talking is doing anything for the rest of our day, isit?
Capodeciña: maybe not, but damn, a guy should be able to talk to a woman, heck, people should talk to people whether they know eachother or not. Friendly conversation won't do any harm on both parties I thought?, I was bored, so I thought I'd ask you on an opinion?
Her: yeah, welllllllllllllllll, its not doing anything for our day isit. Don't automatically think whenever you see a girl, she wants to talk
RANDOM GIRL COMES TO THE BUS STOP
Capodeciña: Sorry to bother you, but can I ask you something? If you weighed in at 15 STONES, would you be hella unapproachable and have attitude problems whenever a random guy comes and talks to you or would you socialise as much as possible due weight anxiety?
Random Girl: Urmmmm, (looks at girl) ahahhahahahaha, I would try to socialise as much as possible, I like the weight I am now
Capodeciña Title: Thank you ...................
Random Girl: (Laughs)
Girl: (Picks up phone and calls boyfriend) Can you please, please, come to the bus stop, theres some guy talking shyt to me, please, come now, please.
Capodeciña: LOL, what, you wanna cal you're boyfriend out of his bed, the one you should be in, but aren't for some reason for you're conciousness on you're weight?
Girl: Where you going? If my boyfriend was here, you would not be ALIVE TOMMOROW
Capodeciña: So I get ont he bus, and gesture with my stomach and blow bubbles in my mouth.
Random Girl: gets on the same bus, says, who does she think she is, saying that? .............She should be PRIVILEDGED THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO HER
BLA BLA BLA, she gets off and says be careful, don't talk to certain girls around here, some people aere funny, thats life............. and I'm like WTF, are Black chicks this STUCK UP? Sorry, but I now know why a high % of them are single and why Black guys are dating outside there racial demographic. Nevermind trying to pick her up, imagine if I was trying :nervous:
P.S, No digs at you JLay87, it's all on ME. I just wanted to highlight my reason to approach a LOW QUALITY RED FLAG like her, wasn't trying to PICK HER UP, just applying to the current Bootcamp rules