"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So, it's now official--I have magical powers.

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Skating Penguin

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Yes, yes. I have tried to hide from the truth long enough, but now I must face the facts: I am not like regular humans. I have magical powers.

What kind of powers, you ask?

Well--the power to control temperature.

For me, it's very easy. All I have to do is arrange a date with my girl for a romantic meal in one of my city's many sidewalk cafés or a nice walk amongst the spring flowers in a park near my neighborhood. Whatever the day we chose for the date, it inevitably rains--even if the weather forecast say that it won't.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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spider_007

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Oh I have those powers too. For me, if I want it to rain, I just have to leave my sunroof open on my car, and i'll rain 99% of time.
 
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TheSplat

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Same thing for me w/ the top on my Jeep.

Maybe it's a power you acquire when you learn of sosuave?
 
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Boner da Stoner

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:) I don't have the power to control the weather, but I can make the weather magical...;)

if it's hot, she gets hot
(time to slip out of that sweater... let's go outside to cool off... damn I'm hot, don;t you think I'm hot? you look hot too!)

if it's cold, we gotta cuddle
somebody left the window open by accident?(hehehe)

OMG it's raining outside, lets stay inside and chill:cool:

awww snap! it's snowing outside, I'll keep you warm:rolleyes:

even when it's windy I use it to isolate to a calm area
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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