So, it's now official--I have magical powers.

Skating Penguin

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Yes, yes. I have tried to hide from the truth long enough, but now I must face the facts: I am not like regular humans. I have magical powers.

What kind of powers, you ask?

Well--the power to control temperature.

For me, it's very easy. All I have to do is arrange a date with my girl for a romantic meal in one of my city's many sidewalk cafés or a nice walk amongst the spring flowers in a park near my neighborhood. Whatever the day we chose for the date, it inevitably rains--even if the weather forecast say that it won't.
 

She makes you weak in the knees.

But she won't give you the time of day.

Here is how to get her.

spider_007

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Oh I have those powers too. For me, if I want it to rain, I just have to leave my sunroof open on my car, and i'll rain 99% of time.
 

TheSplat

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Same thing for me w/ the top on my Jeep.

Maybe it's a power you acquire when you learn of sosuave?
 

Boner da Stoner

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:) I don't have the power to control the weather, but I can make the weather magical...;)

if it's hot, she gets hot
(time to slip out of that sweater... let's go outside to cool off... damn I'm hot, don;t you think I'm hot? you look hot too!)

if it's cold, we gotta cuddle
somebody left the window open by accident?(hehehe)

OMG it's raining outside, lets stay inside and chill:cool:

awww snap! it's snowing outside, I'll keep you warm:rolleyes:

even when it's windy I use it to isolate to a calm area
 
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