So i went to the club alone

[_sideways_]

I walked up to two girls sitting down and I said, I'm looking to hook up tonight, hopefully a three way....
They gave that look of disgust and told me off.
I said, I'll be sitting over there finishing my drink then I'm leaving.

And what happened 10 minutes later...one of them came up to me. We got a cab and got it on at my place.

No threesome.

But can anyone explain to me how that happened. Honestly, I was drunk and in a crappy mood so I just did what I did.

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

Lol, seriously? Well congrats I guess. Get checked for STIs though, haha...

Clubs are strange places. I had this girl that kept coming over and grinding on me, the minute I showed any reciprocation she gave me this look of utter horror as if I was some sort of creep. Then I'd start dancing and she'd come over and grind on me again.

Happened about 3 times until I told her to get lost.

 

[Murk]

Confidence, it's the real LMS.

 

[Visionist]

You cut straight through the bull$hit with your direct, còcky proposition and showed zero fùcks given when they told you off, that's what.

Are you on top of your physical game? As in, do you feel you're looking your best in terms of body, clothes? That $hit massively helps your esteem.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

I walked up to two girls sitting down and I said, I'm looking to hook up tonight, hopefully a three way....
They gave that look of disgust and told me off.
I said, I'll be sitting over there finishing my drink then I'm leaving.

And what happened 10 minutes later...one of them came up to me. We got a cab and got it on at my place.

No threesome.

But can anyone explain to me how that happened. Honestly, I was drunk and in a crappy mood so I just did what I did.

pic or did not happen

 

[logicallefty]

Good one.