Dimebag_Darrell
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And we got to the discussion of how the night before, my balls were rough and then smooth the next..whats up with that?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
so i was on the phone with my ex girlfriend the other day...
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mr. Unique
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Something Dimebag would post: So I was trippin on acid while driving the other day and my ex girl friend started blowing me in the car but then I crashed her mouth was still in my ****.
Dimebag_Darrell
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yeah you wish you were the slut riding my c*ck.
Mr. Unique
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Contineud: The slut died in the car accident, her mouth was still on dimebags d!ck, their was a police man nearby (noone else was their), Dimebag says: what seems to be the problem officer? The police man looks at him checks out his trunk and theirs 10 bags of crack in his trunk, dimebag offers the police man a bribe, the police man takes the bribe, He moves the dead chick away and starts sucking Dimes **** off.
Its one thing to do acid, im alright with that cause I have friends that do acid, but when driving? thats the stupidest thing anyone can do.
Its one thing to do acid, im alright with that cause I have friends that do acid, but when driving? thats the stupidest thing anyone can do.