"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I took a perfect 10 out last night...

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No **** guys. Weird how this all went down, a friend of a friend said she had this gorgeous cuban friend that had a thing for tall guys. She called me a couple of weeks ago and I could tell right away she was a demanding broad, begging me to buy her a one way plane ticket to come see me...red flags of psycho all over the place.

I don't feed into it and she ends up driving almost 600 miles to come meet me for the weekend. Holy cow I was blown away, absolutely model material in anyones book. I was just in shock how perfect she was...

She wanted to go get some drinks so we go to the local bar, I know about 3/4 of the people there and when we sat down it was all eyes on her. She ask me what I was drinking and said she would get me a beer...well about 5 minutes later she returns with this big smile on her face...said some guys held her up.

Well this continues about 6 beers into the night and I get approached by 4 guys, bar newbies that probably all just turned 21 saying to tell my "bit##" not to be so obvious about getting guys to buy her drinks and give them to me. Well crap...I was a tad tipsy and proud of the new trophy hanging on my shoulder so I made a move and dove into the group and went to town. My 6'8" arse got up and got into it with 2 of them, (the other 2 backed off) and ended up getting thrown out.

Not a fun situation as this is the bar I frequent.

Well we go to another bar and she hustles the BAR OWNER out of 2 free drinks for a kiss on the cheek, and another one for dancing with him. WTF? I can't make this crap up, the bar tender said she had worked there 4 years and never seen the owner dance.

Well all of a sudden I get this rushed hot feeling and start feeling just plain "weird". I wasn't drunk by any means but I wasn't feeling normal. Well she comes to tell me she slipped a tab of X in my drink at the other bar...oh ****.

I tear ass out of that bar and go home, had the most insane sex of my entire life. It wasn't so much that she was that good, but my body felt that good. She was wild and all, but jesus I think I could have orgasmed to anything.

The next morning I woke up to her banging around trying to make breakfast at my house, wtf. Thats cool and all, but this wasn't supposed to be a weekend excursion, I had plans.

Needless to say, I had a great weekend with an absolutely INSANE no holds barge sex...but the girl didn't want to leave. She was seriously thinking she was going to start living with me? She ended up leaving to visit family about 3 hours away and is coming back in 3 days.

What the hell guys? This is seriously some hustler magazine type crap going on.
 

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There is more to this story, but I can't keep my eyes open. I'll post tomorrow morning...
 

Crazy Asian

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nice man
u know we're all gonna ask....
picture?
:D
 

Sicx

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Vid or it didnt happen.


lol j/k, i would congratulate you but im not really sure what to tell you about her coming back and wanting to stay with you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Inside Man

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So a perfect 10 you've never met drove 600 miles to see you and put X in your beer after you got in a fight and then ****ed you?

If that's true then thats a pretty incredible story. But I'm inclined to believe that it's not.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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L777

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I so don't believe this.
 

Lincoln

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No this is not bull****.

We had a great time last night. I'm keeping these pics up for a day





She isn't as insane as I thought, just needs to get away from the city she is in I guess
 

Ken785

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Lincoln said:
No this is not bull****.

We had a great time last night. I'm keeping these pics up for a day





She isn't as insane as I thought, just needs to get away from the city she is in I guess
shes no perfect 10...maybe an HB7.5 or 8 at best if she has an awesome personality. Good job anyways bro...one more thing...you, my friend are a giant! :up:
 

Stéphane

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She looks good man, but I would give her an 8, I've dated a 10 before, but then she cheated on me :(
 

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I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lincoln

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Eh perfect 10 was def. a stretch.

Those pics don't really do justice to her body. Just an awesome rack and a tiny waist with a perfect ass. Seriously smoking...
 

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Yeah she's def not a 10...regardless though thats still a pretty crazy story lol. Did she actually slip X into your drink?
 

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The Inside Man said:
So a perfect 10 you've never met drove 600 miles to see you and put X in your beer after you got in a fight and then ****ed you?

If that's true then thats a pretty incredible story. But I'm inclined to believe that it's not.

+1 There's just too much bs in this story for me to believe it. If it did happen, that's fuvkin' dope!! But I'm inclined to raise the bs flag here.




PIMP
 

chinwaggler

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Why are the pics down already.....

Just because he has picture doesn't mean that girl drive 600 miles, hustled drinks for you, slipped ecstasy in your drink, had 'insane' sex, cooked you breakfast, then wanted to move in with you for no apparent reason.
 
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