SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Hahaha AgreedPairPlusRoyalFlush said:Best Field Report Ever
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hahaha AgreedPairPlusRoyalFlush said:Best Field Report Ever
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
LMAObetheman said:did you get her number though?
Its not her "intentions" is that she considered my life so low that she didnt even bother to lose 5 seconds of her life to slow down and let me cross safely and when confronted she kept that same attitute, also her insurance company as much as the authorities would wash their balls with fresh water unless that sh1t wasnt recorder and shown on national tv shows...they would have probably told me that I was a lucky man and should have been happy to be fine.BeginningDJ said:I'm pretty shocked on the standing ovation you are receiving from this thread. Physical aggression will only reinforce the war against men. Your actions are doing more harm than good, even if it may have put her in the wrong at the moment. You corrected her wrongdoings, but there are many many others that will use your actions against you...against men.
There are other ways you could have handled the situation, OTOH - taking down her license plate and reporting it to her insurance company. Physical damage vs. her intentions will always go against you. Running away as you did will put her justifications in cement.
While its perfectly acceptable to almost kill a man on the zebra crossing and rarely would get any conseguences to the offender unless filmed or provided a list of witnesses...any act of aggression like mine automatically subscribe me to the black list...and all that people looking away while I was went caveman on her car would gladly "gain courage back" at the sight of a cop....thats how most people is.plate's_empty said:It was all good until this. Running away from anything shows weakness and the lions will attack. Even if the coppers were on your tail, running away automatically gives them reason to chase.
Didnt have time, too busy running kino on her car side mirror..betheman said:did you get her number though?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
If I had a dollar for every time I've done something and not regretted it because my animal instincts told me to, I'd be a rich mother fvcker.Who Dares Win said:at that moment was animal anger
This was exactly what I was thinking.BeginningDJ said:Facebook status update:
Assho|e KICKS my mirror off for no reason!!!! Women keep your man in check!
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You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
plate's_empty said:It was all good until this. Running away from anything shows weakness and the lions will attack. Even if the coppers were on your tail, running away automatically gives them reason to chase.
Think about this. What if all of this was being filmed? Like many things, unfortunately, these days. How would this play out. As soon as you run you are admitting fault. You are admitting you know you did something wrong. How could you explain that one. "Why did you run?"Malice said:Unfortunately he did the right thing to save his a$$. If cops came he would be arrested and they wouldn't have cared about the story about her hitting him. And to top it off he would have to pay for her mirror, AND have a criminal record.