So I punked this guy today at the smoothie place

[backbreaker]

I want to start off by saying I'm not bragging, I actually feel quite ****ty this is very out of character. But with that asid,l this prick had this coming


so anyway, I go to the gym today. on days that i lift weights i go to the smoothie place as soon as i'm done working out to get some quick protein in, there is a smoothie that this place makes that doesn't use any sugars or anything so I get that. anyway i've been going to this place damn near ever since i lived here so for years.

so I go there today, there is this girl there i know here she works there she knows me. i'm a regular. there is another girl there, who i suppose is a friend but she is pretty hot and there is this guy there who works there, i guess he's new or works another shift, i usually come in pretty early or mid day at the latest and today i came in close to evening beucase i worked out later.

anyway the guy is trying to impress the girls there and I mean, beta go beta that's not what i'm frustrated about. the guy takes like seriously 5-6 minutes to make my smoothie and no one else is in there. and then he gets it wrong lol. he tired ot tell me i ordered something i didn't order. he wasn't paying attention

so he makes it again and gives it to me. these things aren't cheap. i walk out, i take one sip of my smoothie and spit it out, it's the nastest **** i've ever had there.

so I throw it away and leave. I'm pretty hot about the whole situation. I drive away. then i realize, **** my wife isn't cooking tonight and i have to eat something relatively healthy or else i' going to cheat and my cheat day isn't until monday. So I suck it up, turn around, realize that i pretty much have to eat a smoothie to get my cals i need for the day and go back and order another smoothie

even now, my intention wasn't to confront the dude. i just wanted another smoothie. i even was going to pay for it. the girl there offered to give me a free smoothie

anyway i walk in and the prick guy is just kinda, how can i explain it.. nervously laughing. anyway he asks me why i threw it away and i told him point blank it tasted like **** lol. it did.

he said well you probably ordered it wrong.

i said look, with all due respect bro i come here everyday i know what a smoothie is supposed to taste like that didn't taste right

he was like well **** i don't know why you have to be a prick aboutt it

and i don't know why but i lost it at this point.

now. this dude is.. well at leas taller than me he was pretty unmuscular though. looke dlike a cardio warrior. but he had a good 4-5 inches on me and i really didnt' give a ****.

so i told the dude, look ***** i don't know who you think you are talking to but bro we can handle this **** right now, how you go tell me that i don't know how to order a smoothie.

i told him if he would pay attention to making my damn smoothie and not trying to talk to girls i wouldn't be back trying to pay for another smoothie.

there was a lot of foul language uses that i'm not going to post here. i was beyond livid at this point. i was very much ready to fight.

he said look man i'm just trying to help you and i told him ***** shut the **** up and make my smoothie lol. exact words.

at that point he backed down and go out of the way.

actually he wasn't even making the smoothie the girl i knew was making
it. paid for it, they tried to give it to me for free but i paid for it beucase i did cause a scene and i felt kinda ****ty, then i left.


that dude had that **** coming though but even witht hat said i feel like **** that's not me.

all dude had to do was just shut up and not say anything. or say "man i'm sorry man i apologize let me make yo another one" that's it. but he tired to blame the **** on me like it's my fault and i snapped. the **** he gave me tasted like cardboard.

 

[1-800-HellNo]

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nice job OP.
i would bust heads if someone came between me and my fruit drinks.

 

[backbreaker]

i want to also say to my defense that today was probably thne most intense workout i'bve had all year. the testosterone was flowing like crazy. absoutly murdered it in the gym today. he picked the wrong day lol

 

[Naughty Ninja]

God Damn! The bar in AA must make ONE HELL of a Smoothie!

BackBreaker went full blown O.J Simpson in Jamba Juice! The Juice was on the loose and BB lost a shoe on the way to his white bronco! Hahahahaha

 

[Burroughs]

) but i think the incident speaks volumes about how crap customer service has become. These people rely on our money to put food on their table, they should learn to just shut the fvck up and really understand that - no matter what - the customer really is always right.

Ain't that the truth

Problem is everyone thinks they are better than the place they are in life and *deserve* more just for being special little flowers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JW1tJLRtsk

This is a serious problem going forward...all the 20 year old faggots are going to have a rude awakening when they reach 25 and realize their iphones and overprice yeezy's were a moronic waste of money..happening to some of my friends now

 

[betheman]

I dont really see the problem here, dont go back, dont pay, would you go back if the girls werent soo cute?
make your own smoothies, probably cheaper and better anyway.
as for the guy being a d!ck??? maybe he was but I dont think he was alone

 

[backbreaker]

I dont really see the problem here, dont go back, dont pay, would you go back if the girls werent soo cute?
make your own smoothies, probably cheaper and better anyway.
as for the guy being a d!ck??? maybe he was but I dont think he was alone

usuallyw hen i go in it's a black guy that works there or the one girl i saw. she's not ugly but she's not worth getting a smoothie every day for.

the "hot" one was the girl i never saw before

i already said i felt like **** that's not how i normally act.

i like to get food in me within 10-15 mins of the workout hence the smoothie. if i went home i'd actually cook something

 

[Atom Smasher]

This whole thing would be just another Thursday here in NY.

 

[Bible_Belt]

One of my mma buddies works at a beach Starbucks out there, Laguna or Newport I think. He once bit a guy's nose off in a bar fight. So watch out for the bald, crazy-looking guy at Starbucks.

 

[speed dawg]

This sort of thing seems to follow backbreaker around. Ever thought about auditioning for Real Housewives of OC/Beverly Hills, backbreaker?

 

[SamTheHobit]

After his first shoddy attempt, why didn't you just ask the girl if she could make the smoothie, instead of making a big deal over a fvcking smoothie?

 

[switch]

GOOD, if i were you BB ,i'de bent the guy and shove one BIG smoothie up his a$$...
kids these days have no respect whatsoever

otherday there were these five dudes. and one of them was giving me the stare
i got this "innocent" face, and people think they can fvck with the switch-man
anyway i was angry that day due to work ,so i go up to the guy staring at me and shout at his sorry a$$,the guy was scared sh!tless,think he pissed himself like "wtf did i do?,this 200lb behemoth wants to rape me??" lol

sometimes you gotta give it to them....

 

[backbreaker]

Sam,

that's exactly what i did. I asked her to make me another smoothie. I didn't come back to make a scene I wanted a freaking smoothie.

the guy was just that big of a freaking prick where he had to butt in. I didn't say one word to him until he asked me why i wanted another smoothie.

like i said i was in the wrong that's never an excuse to act like that, but the guy was a freaking prick who had that **** coming.

not only was he not doing his job he was being a prick about not doing his job.

that's why i said in the story

actually he wasn't even making the smoothie the girl i knew was making

i never asked him ****. i came in and went directoy to her. didn't even look at the dude until he asked me why i threw it away (duh)

 

[twentee]

switch, I hope you TRY raping somebody who's carrying a pistol someday. Then you'll get what a punk like you has coming.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

I've experienced something similar, but with less physical fear:

When I was doing a lot of voice acting I was invited to a convention. They were doing an event and I wanted my friends to sit front row with me. Where we were sitting had assigned tickets, but it was 30 minutes after the concert started and we just sat there anyways. The isle person was being a total d!ck and said we couldn't sit there, even smiling as he was saying "man you know how this works. move it on back"

I then proceded to make a whispering scene (since the concert was going on) i started naming people who ran the event, who I was and what I did and told him to bring his manager. He was still smiling when he went to get his manager.

His boss came over and I showed him the personal cell phone number of the guy who ran the event. I asked him "do you want your employee to lose his job? All he did was apologize, whisper in the isle guy's ear (the isle dude's smile dropped to his neck) and I didn't see him for the rest of the night.

I didn't want to do it, but I hate bullies. F*ck that smoothie guy. It's not his job to challenge you and the worst part about it is that he was smug.

You didn't really do anything wrong.

 

[switch]

nobody fvcks with the switch man!

LMAO
actually i have no fvcking idea why people think they can fvck with me, i think my face must be"innocent" or "chump-like"

 

[FairShake]

Switch, it might be the way you walk.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/20..._study_suggests_attackers_choose_victims.html

Walk with purpose, walk with intent. Don't walk like a hardass, walk like someone who needs to get where they are going and isn't giving anyone else another though (even if you are giving them a thought.)

As for the original post that very well may be the longest typed build up to a completely inconsequential "confrontation" or "punking" I've ever seen.

 

[backseatjuan]

If that happen to me in Russia I'd have a fight with the guy (or girl I don't care), and literally would make him drink that ****, and before leaving I'd throw some stuff around, like a wending machine, or something. Then I'd come next time as if nothing ever happened, and order a smoothy.

If that happen to me in America I wouldn't get mad at all, because its dangerous to get mad in feminist country. All my madness I'd have to burn away in a gym. I'd call the manager and explain the problem, then call BBB and file a complaint. In other words I would just make the guy get fired. If it was something more serious, like a ****roach in a sandwich I'd sue the place and get money.

 

[Atom Smasher]

As for the original post that very well may be the longest typed build up to a completely inconsequential "confrontation" or "punking" I've ever seen.

I have to agree with FairShake. Out here in the NYC suburbs this incident is nothing. It's every day. The vast majority of people working in any retail or service establishment are incompetent.

No offense to you, bb. It must be different out in California. Around here it's standard, and that's no exaggeration. In fact I'm usually shocked when I'm treated well as a customer by a competent worker.

 

[White Boy]

Yeah as a dude from Northern California I can say confidently we're all drama queens over here HAHA