"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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She is a graveyard hor!!!
... how is he not banned?

but so this isn't spam... i'm going to pretend i care and agree with everyone here...

good job!...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Michele said:
... how is he not banned?

but so this isn't spam... i'm going to pretend i care and agree with everyone here...

good job!...
WTf? Michele?? Why are women allowed on this site? You must be a hor to take such offense to truth!
 

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WTf? Michele?? Why are women allowed on this site? You must be a hor to take such offense to truth!
i'm not a female.

i only know michelle's that are female.

and i was stating the fact that you just said "She is a graveyard hor!!!"... and pretty much all of your posts are THAT useless.

how is that "truth"... shes a graveyard wh0re?... okay? thanks for telling the OP the truth... even though it's implied in his thread.

alright... i might as well rephrase every OP's thread into one stupid sentence and add "...shes a 'hor'!"... and it'll become useful, right?
 
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Yes, her being a hor is obvious but I never before in a post had the chance to say "graveyard hor"!! This was an unique opportunity to say this since I may never again be able to call a hor a "graveyard" hor! I mean come on!!!!! How many times will I get a chance to identify this particular type of hor????????

Am I suppose to pass up this opportunity???? I've been waiting for this for four years!!!!!!!!! I was waiting, just waiting when I would find such a post - since I knew these type of hors existed but never has one been personally identified until now!!!!!

Oh hell no - the time is now to fulfill my longed unfiulfilled clamor- I'll say it again - she is a graveyard hor - graveyard hor - graveyard hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graveyard hors are unique and I felt the need to express her uniqueness by calling her out beyond the grave and give her an appropriate title!!!!!!!
 

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colorful attempt in distraction... but that is not a answer to what i was saying.

so you fulfilled your urge to say that for years, huh?

what about all the other random threads you started ranting about "hors" that are completely irrelevant? i'm sure the first one fulfilled your urge to call all women "hors"... why do it in each one when the OP doesn't even ask if the girl is a wh0re or not?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You funny homo, ERRRR, i MEAN HOMIE!!! I have close to 6,000 posts and have less than 10 threads - what you smoking??? And quit calling all women hors - are you calling your mother a hor??
 

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You funny homo, ERRRR, i MEAN HOMIE!!! I have close to 6,000 posts and have less than 10 threads - what you smoking??? And quit calling all women hors - are you calling your mother a hor??
what the hell are you talking about? everything you say is an attempt at changing the subject.

how does having 6000 posts and having less than 10 threads in favor to you? it means most of your posts were useless gay rants (literally) calling every women in the world a wh0re.

calling me a homo? what does that have to do with anything? because theres nothing i said that even brings up the subject of me being gay.

you're an idiot and a troll... or possibly a genius one that knows how to get away with being a troll here.
 

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^^^^^^^^^^^^

wtf??????

this sounds like a women argument to me........seriously


but yeah she said it makes her horny there. so that does make her a graveyard hor haha.
 

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on the plus side, i was at a bar with her last night, and her friend came up to me and just grabbed me and made out with me for a few seconds.

Quite funny. Her friend constatly hits on me 2 so hopefully i can do both at the same time....... that would be pretty nice.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Last Man Standing said:
You funny homo, ERRRR, i MEAN HOMIE!!! I have close to 6,000 posts and have less than 10 threads - what you smoking??? And quit calling all women hors - are you calling your mother a hor??
I really, really hope the "Age 44" under your username is a joke. Otherwise you're such a pathetic human being. I can't imagine what you're like in real life.
 

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Fenderules said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^

wtf??????

this sounds like a women argument to me........seriously
how is that a woman argument? i thought women think emotionally... all my points are given in a logical point of view.

all of his replies are changing words i said and trying to make it sound like i'm calling all women wh0res... or my mom... or something? i don't even know... it's confusing talking to idiots.
 
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Jason from Friday the 13th was a momma's boy. Watch out next time.
I'm a mamma's boy too, and if you pull that graveyard stuff I'm going to get you. My hockey mask and chainsaw is in the basement and I'm coming after both of you for fornicating and defiling a cemetary. This is your final warning.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fendu baby, here is what is going to happen next - she is going to tell her friend what she did and now her friend wants to be a graveyard hor too!!! Also, your graveyard hor is going to suggest that you guys "do it" in a coffin!!!!

Graveyard hors are F-R-E-A-K-Y!!!!! She is a SuperFreak...

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please
{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!
 

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Michele said:
how is that a woman argument? i thought women think emotionally... all my points are given in a logical point of view.

all of his replies are changing words i said and trying to make it sound like i'm calling all women wh0res... or my mom... or something? i don't even know... it's confusing talking to idiots.

you may have some valid points, however its the whole point of the argument i find well........pointless
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Fendu baby, here is what is going to happen next - she is going to tell her friend what she did and now her friend wants to be a graveyard hor too!!! Also, your graveyard hor is going to suggest that you guys "do it" in a coffin!!!!

Graveyard hors are F-R-E-A-K-Y!!!!! She is a SuperFreak...

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please
{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!

haha love it. she is a superfreak.
 

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and yeah it was her idea going to the graveyard cause it was a blood red moon.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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