"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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So I met this girl at the mall

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She worked at the mall and she saw my Pantera shirt and asked if she could have and I of course refused but I did let her borrow it for a like 5 minutes and after talking and sh*t she was told me she was all about myspace and she gave me the address and her number and I've got a date on tuesday with her for some ice cream. here's her picture she's a hot one

http://myspace-646.vo.llnwd.net/00285/64/68/285608646_l.jpg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn cute

Hey man, she's pretty cute. Nice work and have fun.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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cool, I'm finally getting support for something around here ahh? i wanted to see her tonight but she had to go house sit a few days at her dad's house about 4 hours from here..I wanna go down there and show her some new magic tricks I've learned
 
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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
cool, I'm finally getting support for something around here ahh?
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Hell yeah, we're not all haters in here:up:

Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
wanted to see her tonight but she had to go house sit a few days at her dad's house about 4 hours from here..I wanna go down there and show her some new magic tricks I've learned
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Yeah, get that aggression going and get at it. Time's a wastin'.

By the way, big ups to your boy Matt Jones, he's helping the Jags finally put a few notches in the "win" column for a change.:cool:
 
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If and when you are through with her, put in a good word for me, eh?:D

Lucky bastard.:p
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Silquee Smoove
Hell yeah, we're not all haters in here:up:



Yeah, get that aggression going and get at it. Time's a wastin'.

By the way, big ups to your boy Matt Jones, he's helping the Jags finally put a few notches in the "win" column for a change.:cool:
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I told you motherf*ckers Jones was gonna blow up over in florida whenever he got drafted. I personally know him and his parents and I've seen him play numerous times throughout his high school and college careers and man he's the most electrifying white guy athlete I've ever seen. He's good because defenders think that because a big lanky guy he's slow. Well, he looks slow when he runs but his strides are like 3-4 yards each and so he easily beats defenders with it and he not only beats them, he burns them all the way down to the end zone. Expect him to blow up within a year or two when he's used to the speed of the NFL.

ON the girl. Thats just one girl though. I simply cannot put all my eggs in one basket and wait for them crack. Yesterday I went out sarging for an hour and approached 4 girls and got one number but I gave the number to my friend because I had the conviction that the girl either gave me a fake number or simply wasn't interested and just gave me the number so I could get lost.
 
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