"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So i kicked my friends bf's azz............

matt1001

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if she says sorry you dont have to kill your friendship over it as long as she knows what happened and i reckon you did the right thing, i dont have a sister but i would choose my brother over a girl esspecially if her bf is being a fag and beating up girls
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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chinwaggler

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if someone pushed my sis over and made her cry i'd break his legs i'm not even kidding but i don't have a sister lol so maybe i wouldnt. hmmm
 

decades

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you made grown men cry.
 

Heart Break Kid

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Don't apologise. I don't see how she thinks you could be jealous of a guy who harasses little girls. If it was my sis, I mose likely would not have given them the chance to apologise before. Congrats on standing your ground.

That being said, why do you want to go out with your friend? That sounds like oneitis. If you're the type of man who can stand his ground you can do a lot better.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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green69

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Why are you trying to keep a "friendship" with a girl you like?
 
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