"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So i got my lady coming down tommorow..

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She's coming down for 4 days, but this time i want to use all kinds of kino crap, foreplay tactics on her, any tips?

Because like last time i didnt really get into it as deep as i wanted to, i mean i even went as far as spreading tooth paste on her eyebrows while she was asleep lol...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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That wasnt kino, that was me being bored at 3 am lol, anyways she's a shy nice type girl and she's up for anything but this time i want her to want me to give her the sex, was just wondering if any of you guys have any foreplay or kino tips :p
 
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Shezz said:
LOL I know it wasnt KINO mate, i was being sarcastic.

Anyways, Just keep the escalation building, dont rush things or you'll F**k things up, cook her dinner, watch a movie and slowly build the KINO and the Kissing.

If you warm her up properly, she'll want you to f**k her, lead her always - its the sexiest thing you can do.

Remember -she isnt just coming all the way down to see you just..'to see you' wink wink!

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Ahh.. thanks mate :)

Microwave meal it is then, unless i just learn some stuff on ready steady cook lol. Well i mean at the moment i aint' doing bad first time we met, i had her in the sack in under an hour, which makes me think shes to easy lol.
 
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