"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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So, I found a metal fork in my bottle of ketchup

Skel

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Why are you sueing? Did you swallow the fork and get injured? NO you didnt. You are an idiot
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bonez

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Look a few posts back. There are TONS of ****ing DISEASES that you can catch from something UNSANITARY. Take it from a ****ing man who got 90+ in all his health courses in HS, AND IS ****ING MAN ENOUGH to take two years in nursing....

You could also catch more from walking into a public space, (i.e. a mall, school, or club) than you could from a fork in a bottle but lets digress. You are greedy, lets see how much we can ask for before we realize that we were never harmed as much as others were by less in life.

So you found a fork in a bottle. Go outside and skin yourself with a rusty nail and hope there is tetanus on the thing (maybe you'll get a tetamus shot... in the buttcheeck), lets get some Hep C (maybe you'll get once a month shots... in the buttcheeck), lets get AIDS (same thing... once a month shots... in the buttcheeck... plus daily doses of the football pill x 10)... it only gets worse, and no, the worse it gets... the LESS you will get, not more.

so...

again...

"how can you sue"

You really wanna know...

I have my law, and my 200 hours claims court, and my bar, and 2 years of clinical... I know how you can sue, but at the same time I'd rather see you rot in hell.

"how can you sue"...

without me throwing you to the dogs.
 

g g g unit

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enter it for a art competition you could win some $$$ cos' anything is classed as art these days.

edit: Its amazing how a fork is such a talking point.
 
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