Hey all I will describe for you the night of lost opportunities. **** was jokes but im just disappointed in myself for not making more out of my opportunities. Got drunk as **** last night woke up today like 7pm grabbed breakfast at 8pm saw a girl from my spanish class talked for a sec, got eats, saw her in the halls in residence about 30 later with a buddy of mine asked her what up she said nothing we said why dont you come chill with us and she did. She had another friend that my buddy liked and she came by so we start drinking listening to tunes n ****. My buddys makin a definitive effort to mac on this friend of spanish class girls and theyre dancing n makin out n **** im sittin beside spanish class were juicing and dancing n **** and my roomate who showed up randomly was somewhere in there too lol. nyways im just chattin this girl up i didnt really care just chillin shootin the **** and we get on the subject of how she has a beta fish that hasnt fought anyone and i commented that she was raising it to be a ***** and asked what i had to do to make it fight n she leaned n and said youre gonna have to do more than you have or something to that effect so i just started making out with her cause she was down as **** and so i realized **** it and asked her if she wanted to get out of here and go have some fun and she was.
And this is our first lesson of the night:
Be direct-don't *****foot with the ****. If you want to ****, put it out there. My buddy had been makin out with that other girl for i dunno an hour or some **** and after 10 seconds of makin out with this girl i just said **** it either shes down to **** or she aint im gonna find out.
Anyways the room was crowded so we say **** this lets go to my room so we leave and i call my roomate and tell him to clear out and shes just rubbing up on me breathin crazy n **** and we decide my rooms too far lets just go back to her room and tell everyone else to clear out.
HUGE MISTAKE.
Under normal circumstances this would have been fine if not for the prescence of the **** BLOCKING FRIEND. The girl my buddys macking on shows up and starts guilt tripping spanish class about some boyfriend she tells her she doesnt care and tells her to bounce. This is when **** starts getting ****ed.
I should have forseen the friends ****blockery and just took her to my room by going back to the room we were chillin in I opened up the window of ****blockerys opportunity. I need to emphasize how ****ing easy this was and how guaranteed the poon was. I forgot to mention that the ***** straight up said she wanted to ****. She was bout it and a half. After fooling around n **** she said she needed to get a glass of water n then wew would ****. Ive never had a ***** tell me she wanted to **** and then not **** her.
Anyways after her friend shat on her she started feeling sick and then yakked at which point I knew the night was a wrap. I didnt even care about mackin on this girl i was just chillin drinkin, she gave me a window so i took it and after 10 seconds i asked her if she wanted to **** and she said yea and somehow i ended up getting ****blocked by a friend and seeing this girl yak.
Atleast she didn't puke in my room or on my **** ahahhaahahahah.
Whatever nother day nother hoe.
So after that bull**** blueballery i get back to my room its like 5 am and i see a girl i know in my rez is still online so i holla at her and shes drunk as **** and wants to me to come by.
Money in the bank.
I really could not describe a more ideal situation. Its 5 am. A fitty whos cool with me is drunk as **** and wants me to come by. Her roomate is out of town for the night.
And i just failed to execute. Theres really no excuses to be made. I just didnt make it happen. I watched my opportunity pass me by. I went by her place she was ****in smashed i was barely drunk at all we listened to some **** played some games but i failed to get my mack on i tried to get her dancin. Im ****ing pissed at myself. Like this was a dream scenario after a ****blockin just out of nowhere but the fact that it was an obvious bootycall situation played on my mind it was like i was there to be a friend than their to be a ****. I really believe if I just started making out with her out of the blue I could have hit that ****. I didn't make an opportunity. I could say I didn't see one or whatever but **** that you gotta make your own luck. And I just didnt. I really should be ****in this ***** right now.
GAMBLOR
And this is our first lesson of the night:
Be direct-don't *****foot with the ****. If you want to ****, put it out there. My buddy had been makin out with that other girl for i dunno an hour or some **** and after 10 seconds of makin out with this girl i just said **** it either shes down to **** or she aint im gonna find out.
Anyways the room was crowded so we say **** this lets go to my room so we leave and i call my roomate and tell him to clear out and shes just rubbing up on me breathin crazy n **** and we decide my rooms too far lets just go back to her room and tell everyone else to clear out.
HUGE MISTAKE.
Under normal circumstances this would have been fine if not for the prescence of the **** BLOCKING FRIEND. The girl my buddys macking on shows up and starts guilt tripping spanish class about some boyfriend she tells her she doesnt care and tells her to bounce. This is when **** starts getting ****ed.
I should have forseen the friends ****blockery and just took her to my room by going back to the room we were chillin in I opened up the window of ****blockerys opportunity. I need to emphasize how ****ing easy this was and how guaranteed the poon was. I forgot to mention that the ***** straight up said she wanted to ****. She was bout it and a half. After fooling around n **** she said she needed to get a glass of water n then wew would ****. Ive never had a ***** tell me she wanted to **** and then not **** her.
Anyways after her friend shat on her she started feeling sick and then yakked at which point I knew the night was a wrap. I didnt even care about mackin on this girl i was just chillin drinkin, she gave me a window so i took it and after 10 seconds i asked her if she wanted to **** and she said yea and somehow i ended up getting ****blocked by a friend and seeing this girl yak.
Atleast she didn't puke in my room or on my **** ahahhaahahahah.
Whatever nother day nother hoe.
So after that bull**** blueballery i get back to my room its like 5 am and i see a girl i know in my rez is still online so i holla at her and shes drunk as **** and wants to me to come by.
Money in the bank.
I really could not describe a more ideal situation. Its 5 am. A fitty whos cool with me is drunk as **** and wants me to come by. Her roomate is out of town for the night.
And i just failed to execute. Theres really no excuses to be made. I just didnt make it happen. I watched my opportunity pass me by. I went by her place she was ****in smashed i was barely drunk at all we listened to some **** played some games but i failed to get my mack on i tried to get her dancin. Im ****ing pissed at myself. Like this was a dream scenario after a ****blockin just out of nowhere but the fact that it was an obvious bootycall situation played on my mind it was like i was there to be a friend than their to be a ****. I really believe if I just started making out with her out of the blue I could have hit that ****. I didn't make an opportunity. I could say I didn't see one or whatever but **** that you gotta make your own luck. And I just didnt. I really should be ****in this ***** right now.
GAMBLOR