So I did an approach

[VikingKing]

So I still live at a homeless shelter. I have a job though, just started couple days ago.

So I spend a lot of my time at this starbucks near the university, getting drunk by myslef. I'm kind of dirty, same clothes for the last few days. Havent brushed my teeth for three days.

Any ways been seeing this cute asian girl the last couple of days doing homework. All I did was start talking to her. I think I said "hey are you from China, (she is not, shes from korea) then I asked what do you study? I was just very flirty with her.

I teased her a bit about being asian, or about k pop, ect.

She responded really well. She started to kino me before I did her.

I added her on facebook. I dont have a phone right now thats why I added her on face book.


Sucks I dont have a place. If I just had a place, and a little bit of money, I could easily invite her over, play music, cook together while having some wine or beer and get a lay.

She is very cute also.

See game works even if you are poor and kind of dirty.

I really had to force myself just to start a conversation. She kino'ed me.

Ha.

Piece of advise. Always tease asian girls about being asian, they love it.

I mean I even ran out of things to say, so I put on a song, cleaned the nasty earwax out of my head phones and handed to her, she put it in her ear without hesitation.

I even asked her, "So hows dog meat." lol

 

[Çharismo]

Fail!!!

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly fackin' sh!t man!!!

I swear this is a trend I'm noticing on this site that some of the people with the most posts are either straight up losers or have no clue about women but post as if they have all the worldly experience.

Look man I don't know if you are serious but get your life together before you even pursue women on top of that you claim to be homeless. Trolling or not your in deep sh!t if this is true. :trouble:

 

[Suspens]

Look man I don't know if you are serious but get your life together before you even pursue women on top of that you claim to be homeless.

You can't get your life together when your c0cka is hard and stiff at all times. Kinda hard to concentrate on anything else.

 

[Çharismo]

Originally posted by:- Suspens

You can't get your life together when your c0cka is hard and stiff at all times. Kinda hard to concentrate on anything else.

Really man!?! You really just posted that!?!

It's called having self-control. Don't think with your d!ck think with your head.:nono:

 

[Suspens]

I DO think with my d!ck. No alternatives, sorry.

 

[VikingKing]

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly fackin' sh!t man!!!

I swear this is a trend I'm noticing on this site that some of the people with the most posts are either straight up losers or have no clue about women but post as if they have all the worldly experience.

Look man I don't know if you are serious but get your life together before you even pursue women on top of that you claim to be homeless. Trolling or not your in deep sh!t if this is true. :trouble:

Fast forward now I got diagnosed with Schizophrenia. Long story short I lost my mind for about 3 years, in and out of psych-wards, and now I'm on medication. It's considered a disease of the mind and their is no cure for it. Over the course of 3 years I have ballooned to 189lbs to where people are telling me that I've gained weight (my face shows). Medication has had effects also constantly made me hungry. Didn't step into a gym for a long time but I desperately tried to maintain what I had to no avail.

Pretty judgmental for an overweight schizophrenic. Don't judge me fatty.:nono: Enjoy leeching off of society by collecting disability. Imagine if we began to "trim the fat" in this country. (pun intended)

 

[Çharismo]

Nice try!

Originally posted by:- VikingKing

Pretty judgmental for an overweight schizophrenic. Don't judge me fatty. Enjoy leeching off of society by collecting disability. Imagine if we began to "trim the fat" in this country. (pun intended)

That's the best you can do call me fat!? Try reading the entire topic. Get the eff outta here man. I loled haaaaard at what you wrote. That was almost 4 months ago. I'm in pretty good shape right now and no I'm not collecting disability.

Good try though!!!:flowers:

 

[TheGambino]

This post is crap he doesnt live in a homeless shelter, I hate to say it but I like to tell the truth. I think this guy is pretty smart actually but just bored and posted the above..