So I decided to fvck around on Pof

[Sneevox]

I noticed something.

A lot of chubbier women have their body type as "athletic".

What the hell? lol.

Women.... hahahahahaha :crackup:

Dammit, and the fat chicks have their body as "average".

LOL.

 

[betheman]

I noticed something.

A lot of chubbier women have their body type as "athletic".

What the hell? lol.

Women.... hahahahahaha :crackup:

Dammit, and the fat chicks have their body as "average".

LOL.

met with a fat girl off pOF a while back, she was telling me about her profile, "I know Im fat and my profile says average but so many women are fat now, fat is average"....a glance around the bar we were in gave a lot of credibility to her explanation! there was some logic to what she was saying.

 

[SeymourCake]

met with a fat girl off pOF a while back, she was telling me about her profile, "I know Im fat and my profile says average but so many women are fat now, fat is average"....a glance around the bar we were in gave a lot of credibility to her explanation! there was some logic to what she was saying.

Women and logic in the same sentence? Are you serious?

 

[Atom Smasher]

I noticed something.

A lot of chubbier women have their body type as "athletic".

What the hell? lol.

Women.... hahahahahaha :crackup:

Dammit, and the fat chicks have their body as "average".

LOL.

I agree with your assessment. I've actually been thinking the same thing lately.

 

[Atom Smasher]

met with a fat girl off pOF a while back, she was telling me about her profile, "I know Im fat and my profile says average but so many women are fat now, fat is average"....a glance around the bar we were in gave a lot of credibility to her explanation! there was some logic to what she was saying.

A pure example of self-serving, zero-accountability chick logic, even if it is true that the average has skewed toward plump-ville. A woman should revile that thought but instead they embrace it because it lets them off the hook in their minds.

 

[HedoRick]

I had one girl listed as "curvy" show up for a date. She was clearly obese. This is getting out of hand!!!

 

[Atom Smasher]

"Curvy" is a dead giveaway. Essentially, the rule of thumb is to take her self-assessment and correct for it by notching it up at least a degree.

The only one that seems to be accurate is "thin". In my experience, "thin" with no picture posted means "Hot", as she doesn't want to attract a guy on looks alone. Your mileage may vary, but I have always been very pleasantly surprised by a self-description of "thin" with no pic posted. Once she sends me the pic, her future king is well-pleased.

 

[betheman]

A pure example of self-serving, zero-accountability chick logic, even if it is true that the average has skewed toward plump-ville. A woman should revile that thought but instead they embrace it because it lets them off the hook in their minds.

Absolutely! but then they do have a herd type mentality, and when together they do resemble a herd...of cattle!
as for pof, any girl that int listed as athletic or slim, only has a headshot up...= fat!

 

[HedoRick]

Thanks for the tip smasher. I've been doing the online thing for just a short while. I've had a few disasters, gotta remember my interpration of curvy(hourglass figure) is much different for these online slores. She looked nothing like her pictures too. They must have been a couple of years old. From now on I will be avoiding all curvy chicks online.

"Curvy" is a dead giveaway. Essentially, the rule of thumb is to take her self-assessment and correct for it by notching it up at least a degree.

The only one that seems to be accurate is "thin". In my experience, "thin" with no picture posted means "Hot", as she doesn't want to attract a guy on looks alone. Your mileage may vary, but I have always been very pleasantly surprised by a self-description of "thin" with no pic posted. Once she sends me the pic, her future king is well-pleased.

 

[Atom Smasher]

To betheman:

You are absolutely correct, sir. I have oft lamented the herd mentality of the um... "fair" sex, LOL.

There is no way around the fact that they are such herd creatures that almost nothing in terms of character and thought originates from within. I would say that the exception percentage is less than 1%. I know one or two who do indeed go against the grain of the herd... and they are married, of course...

Interestingly, with both of these women there is a chemistry between us that would be explosive were they not married. I can sense their constant awareness of being torn between their married status and their chemistry with me. This is the type of girl who would be a keeper for me. The pickin's are mighty slim amongst the cattle.

Here I go off topic again, but the subject is interesting.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Thanks for the tip smasher. I've been doing the online thing for just a short while. I've had a few disasters, gotta remember my interpration of curvy(hourglass figure) is much different for these online slores. She looked nothing like her pictures too. They must have been a couple of years old. From now on I will be avoiding all curvy chicks online.

I've also noticed that the first, main picture can easily be 10 to 15 years old (once you're in the 30 to 40 y.o. category, which is my hunting ground). Extrapolate down for younger chicks, as they have less need to mislead in terms of youth.

My BPD of a few years ago had a HOT picture of herself up, turned out to be about 12 years ago. She had other pics up that actually made her look much worse. When I made a date with her, she out of the blue sent me a snap from her camera in her car and she looked downright hideous. Ugly with this big smile.

Being the kind soul that I am, I met with her a few days later, and she looked absolutely stunningly hot. This girl was as absolute shape-shifter!

I could tell she was visibly disappointed in me when we met, as I had just been sick and was in a short out-of-shape phase, but of course I won her over with the same personality that you guys must find so tiresome.

She became my girlfriend, and thus began my BPD hell. I just wrote out the story of my date with her, which I know you guys would find quite interesting, but I'm tending to go way off-topic these days and I need to cut that out. I saved it for future reference.

The moral of the story is that you never really know until you meet them. This shape-shifting BPD was one of the most astonishing things I've ever seen.

 

[VladPatton]

75% of online related dating is lies. You gotta be a glutton for punishment to go and meet any of these sociopaths in the real world.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I agree. Every single one I've met has turned out to be batsh!t crazy.