Thundernuts
Senior Don Juan
wow, you know hearing you guys say that you lost it when you were in your twenties actually makes me wish i wouldn't have put so much pressure on myself to do. Wouldn't give up the experience though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So how did you guys lose the v-card?
- Thread starter OnTheWayUp
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
How did I lose my virginity? I thrusted my erection into a vagina.
Seriously, though. D!cks don't have hymens. Losing your virginity isn't that big of a deal if you're a guy. Fvck a nun, fvck a wh-re, fvck an ugly girl or a pretty girl. It really doesn't matter.
Seriously, though. D!cks don't have hymens. Losing your virginity isn't that big of a deal if you're a guy. Fvck a nun, fvck a wh-re, fvck an ugly girl or a pretty girl. It really doesn't matter.