"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So here I am... meet me... *pic*

slitherjef

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I can't believe I am posting a photo of my self. Taken a couple months ago, its a bit of a bad photo...Not dressed up or anything.

There ya go... rate me I guess :wave:


Can't believe I just posted that pic :eek:

Deleted. Found out what I needed to know. Thanks
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

syemour

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OMG IS THAT PHOTO IN HD?

im not gonna rate you bro.
 

ChapStick

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Man.. From that photo, you have a lot of room for improvement. Don't take this the wrong way bro... You have potential, but you're gonna have to work at your physical appearance... a lot...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Nicholas Hill

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slitherjef, don't listen to these guys as much as you have - simply take into account, there is potential (I haven't seen the photo), but don't die inside for the comments. I once looked really bad - very spotty, ugly, messy hair, at one point the wrong build, but now I think I have improved a lot. Same for you?

Nick
 
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