"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

So Guys..I finally made the plunge!!

PokerStar

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 28, 2009
Messages
635
Reaction score
63
Location
Location
Im moving into my first apartment September 1st. I know what you are saying. 34? and moving out now?

well I was going to move out about 4 years ago but my mom got really sick and she needed some assistance to help her get better. Which is fine. I wanted to be there for her just in case anything happened.

Now she is retiring and I finally decided to get out while I can. hehe.

For the past year I have been accumulating furniture, big screen tv, desks, chairs, plates, knives, and the usual stuff.

Now my question is to all my fellow DJ's who have been living(renting) in an apartment, is there anything else I should prepare for or look out for?

whether it has to do with women, finance, spirituality, or overall health please let me know.

any words of wisdom would be greatly appreciated.

CHEERS!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

women haze

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 20, 2009
Messages
484
Reaction score
23
congrats man...that's all I can add to this. you seem like everything is all together BEST thing you can do is have your space comfortable for a chick. ahhh so nice :)
 

5string

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Messages
2,348
Reaction score
116
Location
Standing At The Crossroads
Good for you Poker. Good stuff.

I hated renting. Have you stashed any cash? Great time to buy a house or town home if you have a little money for a downpayment. Rates are very low as well.

Good luck.
 

PokerStar

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 28, 2009
Messages
635
Reaction score
63
Location
Location
5string said:
Good for you Poker. Good stuff.

I hated renting. Have you stashed any cash? Great time to buy a house or town home if you have a little money for a downpayment. Rates are very low as well.

Good luck.
thanks for the luck. i will need it.

in regards to a down payment, I don't have the 20% as of yet. As well, I'm going to school to become a financial adviser and working full time. So I'm pretty sure I will be able to save up for a condo within the next year and a half.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

5string

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Messages
2,348
Reaction score
116
Location
Standing At The Crossroads
PokerStar said:
thanks for the luck. i will need it.

in regards to a down payment, I don't have the 20% as of yet. As well, I'm going to school to become a financial adviser and working full time. So I'm pretty sure I will be able to save up for a condo within the next year and a half.
Cool. You have goals. Nice to see.

Another year and a half won't matter. The housing market will still be circling the drain.
 

PokerStar

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 28, 2009
Messages
635
Reaction score
63
Location
Location
Mike32ct said:
Don't let anybody move in with you.

Be sure to kick her out by 8 am :)
ha. i dont want to be late for work.
 

Brownrice

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 27, 2011
Messages
57
Reaction score
0
Congrats dude. It will be the best time of your life. Don't allow any broad to hang out at your place for longer than you're comfortable with. Always have a plan to kick them out without being disrespectful. Keep your place clean.

Decorate your your place with fine art, no movie, sports, cartoon posters please. Most importantly, bang as many girls as you can in the next few years. Always be safe and wrap up. A disease or unexpected child will mess your life up.
 

Desdinova

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 15, 2004
Messages
11,680
Reaction score
4,877
Congratulations on your first place! I agree with not having anybody move in with you. The last thing you need is to put up with someone else's bull5hit.

As for what to do with your place, that's entirely up to you. Personally, I like having quality stuff in the bedroom. Women appreciate soft sheets, fluffy pillows, a television, and lube (if needed) :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

L B

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 28, 2004
Messages
526
Reaction score
9
Location
OC
A comfortable inviting bed with high thread count sheets and lots of plush pillows. My Cal King never disappoints.
 

loveshogun

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 19, 2009
Messages
719
Reaction score
35
Always have a "just in case" fund. I try to keep 3k in the bank at all times.
 

KarmaSutra

Banned
Joined
Oct 13, 2005
Messages
4,818
Reaction score
142
Age
53
Location
Padron Reserve maduro in hand while finishing my b
Every reply is a good one.

I'm an apartment man now. Been one for over a year. I really love it. It's my magickal space. My LoveSac, my 42" lcd, my Xbox 360, my set of J.A. Henckles, my Aleister Crowley items, and my dogs' ashes are my most prized possessions.

The best thing I can suggest for you Brother is to have as many houseplants in your apartment as you can. Plants create a sense of solace and warmth. Also keep your place clean and tidy man. It helps with keeping me focused that I never have a dirty dish in the sink or a rusty sh!tter.
 

PokerStar

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 28, 2009
Messages
635
Reaction score
63
Location
Location
KarmaSutra said:
my set of J.A. Henckles,

The best thing I can suggest for you Brother is to have as many houseplants in your apartment as you can. Plants create a sense of solace and warmth. Also keep your place clean and tidy man. It helps with keeping me focused that I never have a dirty dish in the sink or a rusty sh!tter.
karma, we are on the same level of thinking!

just found a set of henckles 2 man series yesterday. got a great deal too!

in regards to plants I plan have setting a little garden on my balcony with herbs and some spices.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

KarmaSutra

Banned
Joined
Oct 13, 2005
Messages
4,818
Reaction score
142
Age
53
Location
Padron Reserve maduro in hand while finishing my b
PokerStar said:
- I plan have setting a little garden on my balcony with herbs and some spices.
I have a long tin container with Sage, Thyme, Rosemary, Basil, and Cilantro growing on my kitchen window sill. Let me tell you man, you haven't had an amazing Caprese (Fresh Mozzarella, ripe Beefsteak tomato, Olive oil (I make my own garlic infused), and Basil salad until you've grown your own.

Nothing makes a woman more impressed with a man than his ability to cook.

Eating pvssy is a very close second.
 

scrouds

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 18, 2008
Messages
1,233
Reaction score
42
Location
Orlando, fl
I've been very impressed with victorinox kitchen knives. Great ergonomics, easy to keep sharp, grippy even soaking wet, and doesn't break the bank.

As for living in an apartment, I like it. But I know I have to do a better job of keeping everything tidy, and I need to get an actual style going. Right now its more just stuff thrown in.
 

PokerStar

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 28, 2009
Messages
635
Reaction score
63
Location
Location
just an update guys:

been living at my new place just under a month now.

I never knew how much of a hoarder I was with all these boxes of old pay stubs and high school memories which I will throwing out or burned.

the ladies have been coming by to check the apartment on a regular basis.

I take my LLQP exam in 3 weeks which im studying for at moment.

things are looking good these days.
 
Top