"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So apparently the swedish police questions you if you're too muscular

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After seeing a man on the street they considered “unusually large”, police in Malmö suspected the man had been doping and investigated his apartment – confirming their suspicions.

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Police in Malmö, southern Sweden, asked the muscly man on the street if he had been taking performance enhancing drugs.

The man evaded the questions, prompting police to search his apartment.

There, police found nearly 20,000 pills of various kinds and multiple bottles containing performance enhancing drugs, local paper Skånska Dagbladet reported.

The man has confessed to using several of the compounds, but claimed he had never intended to sell them. However, 150,000 kronor ($21,000) in cash and packaging materials in the apartment led the court to believe otherwise.

The man’s text messages also revealed he had been in contact with people wanting to purchase dope.

A woman also lived in the two-room apartment, and claimed she was aware of the substances in her home but denied any involvement. The court has now sentenced the man to one year and nine months in jail, and the woman to one year and six months.

Earlier this year police in Lund dragged another muscular man in for steroid testing, but got their knuckles rapped by the Justice Ombudsman (Justititeombudsmannen – JO), which said that big muscles are not adequate grounds for arrest.
I wonder if they will ever arrest a fat ass and search his house for sugar bar sellings without licence, or excess of sugar in his homemade lemonades.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sweden is ranked as the one of the most feminized country on earth....right behind canada....

Of course they're going to target men who are deemed too masculine.

But we in the US should not gloat, because we're on our way to becoming a feminized police state as well.
 

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The_flying_dutchman said:
Sweden is ranked as the one of the most feminized country on earth....right behind canada....

Of course they're going to target men who are deemed too masculine.

But we in the US should not gloat, because we're on our way to becoming a feminized police state as well.
Couldn't say it any better.
 

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The_flying_dutchman said:
Sweden is ranked as the one of the most feminized country on earth....right behind canada....

Of course they're going to target men who are deemed too masculine.

But we in the US should not gloat, because we're on our way to becoming a feminized police state as well.
You think taking drugs makes you a man ?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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