"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So, about this chick. I want to "bj-close" with her

The_Reaper

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I sound like a real ****head saying all this, but screw it.

Right, situation is this: a girl I know is crazy about me, very attracted to me, for some reason...I aint all that great to look at from the neck up, haha, but I have some game.

She's in a different college than me, so I could see her at the weekend.

I was thinking of hooking up with her at the cinema, then maybe sneaking off with her to a hidden part behind the building (after or probably during the crappy movie is on), and grabbing her hair and kissing her for about ten minutes, then putting her hand on my crotch, unleashing the beast, and let the rest just happen.

What do you think of the plan, a bit simplistic? Would a chick mind doing this outside - or will her anti-slut defences kick in big time? I'm not sure, but I want this girl to suck me off, it's my mission
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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fbplayer06

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Why don't you two just get it on in your room like normal people?

I know *I* wouldn't suck a guy off in an alley...
 

fbplayer06

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No, I never said I would in private places. Try not to incorrectly infer things. How'd you do on your SATs? :cool:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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