"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SNL Pickup Sketch

zekko

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This sketch was from the last episode of Saturday Night Live. It's not the best or funniest piece, so watch it if you want, or not, whatever. It just got my attention because it was about a girl giving a pickup class to other women. Even though it's with women instead of men, it's the same stuff.

The "guru" is dressed in feathers, in full "peacock" mode. She talks about using touch to attract, and negs to "throw him off his game". Can the same stuff we are taught be used on us? I think to some extent, although the differences between masculinity and femininity make certain tactics unusable. Most of this stuff will work best if the target is naïve and inexperienced, that's the real common denominator IMO.

 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

zekko

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Sorry if the video is now unavailable. I notice NBC is pretty aggressive in policing sites for their videos, especially newer material.

Like Sam said, the sketch isn't that great anyway, but it can probably be found by searching for "SNL pickup sketch", and possibly Melissa McCarthy.
 
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