Smooth as Anything
Master Don Juan
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Step 1: Why am I single?
This is the question we all have once asked ourselves. I do not share your feelings. A long time ago, I would say that you are searching for the question. Times have changed. You want the answer… you want the tasteless pre-chewed meat that everyone else feeds you. You want to know how to change your status, and not why you are single. You want to know how to get a girlfriend, and not why you are single. You want to know how long your pubic hair should be, but you don’t give a rat’s ass about the reason you’re in this situation.
You’re single for a reason. You know that reason. You will deny that reason until the bitter end. Unless your intentions are pure and your mind is open, I can guarantee that failure is on your road.
Failure is no joke gentlemen. We are driving down a road here, and people crash. Do you have the drive to succeed? Success is whatever it is you want it to be, but do you have what it takes? You have to do things that you do not want to do, to reach the goals you want to reach.
Step 2: How do I get a girlfriend?
Well, let’s take into account some realities, shall we? If you were a suave, sexy, charming guy in good shape, you wouldn’t be asking that question… would you? If instead of sitting at home playing Counter-Strike all day you did something with your god-forsaken life, you might know how to get a girlfriend. Maybe if you didn’t know where to camp in every Counter-Strike map, I wouldn’t be hurting your feelings.
Step 3: What are you getting at?
You’re looking for an answer that’s already found you. You’re contemplating a question that you don’t want the answer to. You’re lying to yourself because it’s easier. I don’t disagree. It is easier to be depressed and hopeless. Sadness is a very comforting, warm blanket. We create shells around ourselves when we get into this state. Breaking that shell will not be easy. Are you prepared to break that shell? I’m giving you a hammer dammit. Send it flying through the shell. Shatter it, burn it down and piss on the ashes.
Look at your past and be sick of yourself. Be as sick of your past as I am of mine. Look down upon yourself; look down upon your friends. Know who the best mother****ing human being on the planet is. It isn’t me, it’s you. Learn to be cruel, sick and manipulating. Learn to do all this and be completely happy with yourself for doing it. Become me. Become everyone else you want to be.
Let go of your petty morals and religious justifications. Nothing can be wrong if you believe in nothing. Look at your life… what is there to believe in? You can do better than this. I hate you because you remind me of myself, and that makes me sick. I was just as poorly off as you are, if not worse. I’ve been around for nearly 4 years, and there are no words to express how I feel about that. Four years of my life, spent improving – and I’m not even close to being satisfied. You can do the same, if your convictions are strong enough. Do you want it bad enough?
Accepting reality is a difficult thing. It’s time to hit rock bottom. If you aren’t feeling as depressed as you ever have in your entire life, I want you to: starting now. You should be ****ing ashamed of yourself! There are no exceptions. The only way to reach success is to fight for it. You need to be stronger. You can only be motivated to get stronger when you are at your weakest. Get as vulnerable as you can, because I have a ride to take you on.
Step 4: What is my reality?
There are many humans that believe they are better than you. They walk the same halls as you. They go to the same school as you. Your ethnic background may be different. You may purchase your clothing at a different store. You might consume different food.
Girls exist who believe you are disgusting. Men exist who believe you are trash. Authority ignores you because you possess no power. There is power in numbers, and numbers are what you lack.
No one respects you. No one can respect you. Your friends talk trash about you behind your back. Every petty insecurity you hold is taken advantage of by everyone who wants to excel in life. Your friends tell jokes about you to more popular kids, so maybe they’ll believe he is better than you, and consequently closer to them.
You are either a ghost or a monster. No one cares about you and those who do, take advantage of you. You are weak, be it mentally, physically or both.
While my friend Kip is ****ing a girl who would LAUGH at you if you asked her out, you’re jerking off to a girl I wouldn’t even stick it in. All this, and you wonder why you’re single. You’re in denial, because look at what I just told you… I’d be in denial too… and I say that honestly, because I was.
Our lives are tragedies, and there is no changing that. We have a choice though. You found this website, and much more importantly you found this post, and this poster. If you want to excel you have to leave it all behind. For every ounce of loneliness, add a gallon. You found this poster and we can make a difference. You can turn the ice on hell. You can freeze the devil.
Step 5: Where do I start?
So, you want to change your life. I’ll assume you do, if you’re at this point. I have in fact, shown you reality… and reality for you is total ****. There is change though. I would not lead you on. There is a future, and I’m proud of you for even making it this far. You have set yourself apart from the rest.
Do not go after any girls. Not only do they want nothing to do with you, but those who do, you will regret hooking up with. Look to the hottest girl in your grade. No, not your pathetic crush I would never ****, but the truly beautiful girl. The one who you KNOW is out of your league. The kind of girl you’d think I’m ****ing. Good.
The last thing we will do is make her a goal. By that I mean: No, we have higher standards than that. Now doesn’t that sound entertaining? You… better than her? Right now, that’s not true. Where we have to start, is making that true.
I’m sure you’re looking for what to do. The majority of my readers are comparable to the majority of people in general. Looking for a guide to your life in the DJ bible or the Christian bible – I say, do what you like. I support neither, but I am certainly not the man to make that decision in either case.
I can’t tell you what to do. Life is a very confusing thing, and you’ll very much miss it when it no longer is. You need to be better than that girl.
Step 6: How do I get better than that girl?
Having a girlfriend is not a prerequisite for being happy. If you do not realize this you will forever be frozen in the state of desperation. Being happy is a matter of love. What you believe is that you must fall in love with a girl to be happy. What I am telling you is that you must fall in love with yourself to be happy.
Does that sound crazy to you? Love yourself, it shouldn’t be difficult… but it is. There is a reason for it being so hard, and it should be clear to you. Look at the statement you are making when you do not love yourself: “I do not love myself!”
…who wants to **** a guy like that?
I love myself… and no, it has nothing to do with arrogance or confidence. It has to do with molding and morphing yourself into the individual you love. To know and believe that you are capable of whatever it is you desire. Being better has nothing to do with it. It is a matter of being what you want to be.
If you are at this website, reading this post, you are not who you want to be – you want to be better, and you want me to tell you how. What you want is to be a better human being. I don’t know what better is, so I cannot answer that question for you.
Determine what better is, and work towards becoming it.
Step 7: How should I change my perception?
Once you learn to love yourself, and find that you need nothing else to be happy… your world changes in front of your eyes. Your friends drift away, enemies cannot exist, and you wonder why you dealt with them in the first place.
Women… the reason we are here to begin with. How we perceive women can be argued until we get blue balls. Make your own determinations… who am I to tell you any of this bull**** anyway?
You’re just looking to feel better with women, about yourself and about success. Society has told you that you should have a girlfriend, and that once you do, you are culturally and socially accepted. This is not the case.
Relationships are a joke, and I suggest you experience them only for that very reason: experience. Sex is satisfaction of the senses, and essential to a healthy libido and lifestyle. Don’t necessarily go as far as sex, but certainly please your senses. In this case, women are a drug, and moderation is key.
Step 8: What more is there?
With desire and motivation, there are no limitations. If you want it bad enough, there is no doubt in my mind that you can attain it. The problem is what it is you truly want, and how strong that desire is. The greatest of men, and I speak from experience; come from the worst of situations. I suggest you take some time and reflect on your life and how much of a tragedy it is.
Why don’t you go out and lift weights? Why don’t you eat regularly, and with food that’s healthy? Why don’t you go for a run? Why don’t you go out and get some sun?
Because you’re afraid, or because you’re lazy?
This is the question we all have once asked ourselves. I do not share your feelings. A long time ago, I would say that you are searching for the question. Times have changed. You want the answer… you want the tasteless pre-chewed meat that everyone else feeds you. You want to know how to change your status, and not why you are single. You want to know how to get a girlfriend, and not why you are single. You want to know how long your pubic hair should be, but you don’t give a rat’s ass about the reason you’re in this situation.
You’re single for a reason. You know that reason. You will deny that reason until the bitter end. Unless your intentions are pure and your mind is open, I can guarantee that failure is on your road.
Failure is no joke gentlemen. We are driving down a road here, and people crash. Do you have the drive to succeed? Success is whatever it is you want it to be, but do you have what it takes? You have to do things that you do not want to do, to reach the goals you want to reach.
Step 2: How do I get a girlfriend?
Well, let’s take into account some realities, shall we? If you were a suave, sexy, charming guy in good shape, you wouldn’t be asking that question… would you? If instead of sitting at home playing Counter-Strike all day you did something with your god-forsaken life, you might know how to get a girlfriend. Maybe if you didn’t know where to camp in every Counter-Strike map, I wouldn’t be hurting your feelings.
Step 3: What are you getting at?
You’re looking for an answer that’s already found you. You’re contemplating a question that you don’t want the answer to. You’re lying to yourself because it’s easier. I don’t disagree. It is easier to be depressed and hopeless. Sadness is a very comforting, warm blanket. We create shells around ourselves when we get into this state. Breaking that shell will not be easy. Are you prepared to break that shell? I’m giving you a hammer dammit. Send it flying through the shell. Shatter it, burn it down and piss on the ashes.
Look at your past and be sick of yourself. Be as sick of your past as I am of mine. Look down upon yourself; look down upon your friends. Know who the best mother****ing human being on the planet is. It isn’t me, it’s you. Learn to be cruel, sick and manipulating. Learn to do all this and be completely happy with yourself for doing it. Become me. Become everyone else you want to be.
Let go of your petty morals and religious justifications. Nothing can be wrong if you believe in nothing. Look at your life… what is there to believe in? You can do better than this. I hate you because you remind me of myself, and that makes me sick. I was just as poorly off as you are, if not worse. I’ve been around for nearly 4 years, and there are no words to express how I feel about that. Four years of my life, spent improving – and I’m not even close to being satisfied. You can do the same, if your convictions are strong enough. Do you want it bad enough?
Accepting reality is a difficult thing. It’s time to hit rock bottom. If you aren’t feeling as depressed as you ever have in your entire life, I want you to: starting now. You should be ****ing ashamed of yourself! There are no exceptions. The only way to reach success is to fight for it. You need to be stronger. You can only be motivated to get stronger when you are at your weakest. Get as vulnerable as you can, because I have a ride to take you on.
Step 4: What is my reality?
There are many humans that believe they are better than you. They walk the same halls as you. They go to the same school as you. Your ethnic background may be different. You may purchase your clothing at a different store. You might consume different food.
Girls exist who believe you are disgusting. Men exist who believe you are trash. Authority ignores you because you possess no power. There is power in numbers, and numbers are what you lack.
No one respects you. No one can respect you. Your friends talk trash about you behind your back. Every petty insecurity you hold is taken advantage of by everyone who wants to excel in life. Your friends tell jokes about you to more popular kids, so maybe they’ll believe he is better than you, and consequently closer to them.
You are either a ghost or a monster. No one cares about you and those who do, take advantage of you. You are weak, be it mentally, physically or both.
While my friend Kip is ****ing a girl who would LAUGH at you if you asked her out, you’re jerking off to a girl I wouldn’t even stick it in. All this, and you wonder why you’re single. You’re in denial, because look at what I just told you… I’d be in denial too… and I say that honestly, because I was.
Our lives are tragedies, and there is no changing that. We have a choice though. You found this website, and much more importantly you found this post, and this poster. If you want to excel you have to leave it all behind. For every ounce of loneliness, add a gallon. You found this poster and we can make a difference. You can turn the ice on hell. You can freeze the devil.
Step 5: Where do I start?
So, you want to change your life. I’ll assume you do, if you’re at this point. I have in fact, shown you reality… and reality for you is total ****. There is change though. I would not lead you on. There is a future, and I’m proud of you for even making it this far. You have set yourself apart from the rest.
Do not go after any girls. Not only do they want nothing to do with you, but those who do, you will regret hooking up with. Look to the hottest girl in your grade. No, not your pathetic crush I would never ****, but the truly beautiful girl. The one who you KNOW is out of your league. The kind of girl you’d think I’m ****ing. Good.
The last thing we will do is make her a goal. By that I mean: No, we have higher standards than that. Now doesn’t that sound entertaining? You… better than her? Right now, that’s not true. Where we have to start, is making that true.
I’m sure you’re looking for what to do. The majority of my readers are comparable to the majority of people in general. Looking for a guide to your life in the DJ bible or the Christian bible – I say, do what you like. I support neither, but I am certainly not the man to make that decision in either case.
I can’t tell you what to do. Life is a very confusing thing, and you’ll very much miss it when it no longer is. You need to be better than that girl.
Step 6: How do I get better than that girl?
Having a girlfriend is not a prerequisite for being happy. If you do not realize this you will forever be frozen in the state of desperation. Being happy is a matter of love. What you believe is that you must fall in love with a girl to be happy. What I am telling you is that you must fall in love with yourself to be happy.
Does that sound crazy to you? Love yourself, it shouldn’t be difficult… but it is. There is a reason for it being so hard, and it should be clear to you. Look at the statement you are making when you do not love yourself: “I do not love myself!”
…who wants to **** a guy like that?
I love myself… and no, it has nothing to do with arrogance or confidence. It has to do with molding and morphing yourself into the individual you love. To know and believe that you are capable of whatever it is you desire. Being better has nothing to do with it. It is a matter of being what you want to be.
If you are at this website, reading this post, you are not who you want to be – you want to be better, and you want me to tell you how. What you want is to be a better human being. I don’t know what better is, so I cannot answer that question for you.
Determine what better is, and work towards becoming it.
Step 7: How should I change my perception?
Once you learn to love yourself, and find that you need nothing else to be happy… your world changes in front of your eyes. Your friends drift away, enemies cannot exist, and you wonder why you dealt with them in the first place.
Women… the reason we are here to begin with. How we perceive women can be argued until we get blue balls. Make your own determinations… who am I to tell you any of this bull**** anyway?
You’re just looking to feel better with women, about yourself and about success. Society has told you that you should have a girlfriend, and that once you do, you are culturally and socially accepted. This is not the case.
Relationships are a joke, and I suggest you experience them only for that very reason: experience. Sex is satisfaction of the senses, and essential to a healthy libido and lifestyle. Don’t necessarily go as far as sex, but certainly please your senses. In this case, women are a drug, and moderation is key.
Step 8: What more is there?
With desire and motivation, there are no limitations. If you want it bad enough, there is no doubt in my mind that you can attain it. The problem is what it is you truly want, and how strong that desire is. The greatest of men, and I speak from experience; come from the worst of situations. I suggest you take some time and reflect on your life and how much of a tragedy it is.
Why don’t you go out and lift weights? Why don’t you eat regularly, and with food that’s healthy? Why don’t you go for a run? Why don’t you go out and get some sun?
Because you’re afraid, or because you’re lazy?
