"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Smiling wife filmed telling hit man murder option 'easier than divorcing husband'
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Justin Time
Don Juan
What a fawking B!TCH!
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Holy Crap! that is some cold hearted decision making...
she didn't want to look like a robbery, cause her girlfriend was going to be moving in, and she didn't want her friend to worry about anything.
Jesus this girl sounds like she's planning a dinner party or something, like she's talking to the caterers.
This is just absolutely mind boggling how "normal" she seems to be....
I wonder if the husband will visit her in prison and tell her he forgives her..
she didn't want to look like a robbery, cause her girlfriend was going to be moving in, and she didn't want her friend to worry about anything.
Jesus this girl sounds like she's planning a dinner party or something, like she's talking to the caterers.
This is just absolutely mind boggling how "normal" she seems to be....
I wonder if the husband will visit her in prison and tell her he forgives her..
I suspect there are a lot of women like her who think, 'its easier than getting a divorce', they can play the victim later and get an emotional ride out of it all at the same time. men do it as well of course but this really blows the idea of the fairer sex completely out of the window. dont think this woman is an isolated case, she isnt. the court case will be interesting, Im sure tha tears will flow
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Banned
Chances are high.taiyuu_otoko said:
Fat wife indicates husband is practicing in the arts of betahood. We all know their tendency to forgive (a vagina....any vagina)
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I'm surprised. Haven't our law, culture and society done enough to make divorce a breeze for the poor womyns already? Perhaps she's hinting at a proposal for the fair & balanced lawmakers to add "execution of husband" to the usual divorce proceeding.
But then who's gonna pay alimony and child support afterwards? Interesting times ahead.
But then who's gonna pay alimony and child support afterwards? Interesting times ahead.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Reverse the gender, all news media will jump all over it.
This one just goes under a radar. "How terrible! carry on."
This one just goes under a radar. "How terrible! carry on."
Annnnd this. Here's the actual jail call when she called him at home. Listen to her lie like it's second nature, and even worse, the idiot guy sitting there rationalizing with her.bradd80 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sgvsqdt682o
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.