"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Smiling wife filmed telling hit man murder option 'easier than divorcing husband'

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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taiyuu_otoko

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Holy Crap! that is some cold hearted decision making...

she didn't want to look like a robbery, cause her girlfriend was going to be moving in, and she didn't want her friend to worry about anything.

Jesus this girl sounds like she's planning a dinner party or something, like she's talking to the caterers.

This is just absolutely mind boggling how "normal" she seems to be....

I wonder if the husband will visit her in prison and tell her he forgives her..
 

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I suspect there are a lot of women like her who think, 'its easier than getting a divorce', they can play the victim later and get an emotional ride out of it all at the same time. men do it as well of course but this really blows the idea of the fairer sex completely out of the window. dont think this woman is an isolated case, she isnt. the court case will be interesting, Im sure tha tears will flow
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm surprised. Haven't our law, culture and society done enough to make divorce a breeze for the poor womyns already? Perhaps she's hinting at a proposal for the fair & balanced lawmakers to add "execution of husband" to the usual divorce proceeding.

But then who's gonna pay alimony and child support afterwards? Interesting times ahead.
 

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Reverse the gender, all news media will jump all over it.

This one just goes under a radar. "How terrible! carry on."
 

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bradd80 said:
this reminds me of this b*tch, who begged for her husband to take her back claiming it was all a mistake. This despite her attempt to hire a contract killer (really a cop) being caught on film. She cried and put on a show when the cops came to arrest her/inform her of her hubby's "death":

Wife Gets Caught Hiring Hitman to Kill Husband
Annnnd this. Here's the actual jail call when she called him at home. Listen to her lie like it's second nature, and even worse, the idiot guy sitting there rationalizing with her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sgvsqdt682o
 

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Don't forget - a dead husband leaves his estate to his wife, nit his ex-wife.
 

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( . )( . ) said:
husband is practicing in the arts of betahood.
Made me lol hard :crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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