"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Smiley faces and sad faces in texts

MANG

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I like using smiley faces and sad faces in texts. Is it homo though?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rounder

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How about smiley faces person to person instead?

Most people here agree that use of text should be limited or not at all. I think they are ok in limited form, short and sweet but don't have an hour long conversation through them.

Smileys though? Do you think a smiley means you're getting her or you're not? The smiley isn't the difference maker - what you say and how you say it is. Use them if you want, but if you send 30 texts to her a day and they all end with smileys or frowns - you're a little odd.

Communication is so much more than words on a phone - in person you can add your own touch to the convo, your smile, your scent, kino, your laugh - body language comes across much louder than anything you say.

I say quit worrying about damn smileys.
 

Daddy The Pimp

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MANG said:
I like using smiley faces and sad faces in texts. Is it homo though?
LOL what a question :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is cracking me up :D


aghhhh the world is coming to an painful enddddd

EDIT: i felt the need to answer this question :( . The answer is :
IRRELEVANT . Dont overanalyze every fvcking detail of life . Just live it the way you want it and make others like it by liking it yourself . Periodddddd.
Now Daddy is on top mood to go on halloween party and get laid :D. Olleeeeeeeeeeeeeey
 

mtlwlu

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back in grade 11, when text messages were just getting popular, my friend who has huge success with ladies said to me "B***** love the smiley face" ever since then, I believed it and use them often. Mostly to show sarcastic remarks.
 

Groovy

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Daddy The Pimp said:
LOL what a question :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is cracking me up :D


aghhhh the world is coming to an painful enddddd

EDIT: i felt the need to answer this question :( . The answer is :
IRRELEVANT . Dont overanalyze every fvcking detail of life . Just live it the way you want it and make others like it by liking it yourself . Periodddddd.
Now Daddy is on top mood to go on halloween party and get laid :D. Olleeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Hahhahah, THATS MY MAN MOTHER****ERS!!!

To your question: You need guidance on THIS? Cmon!! Ladies ADMIRE the ones who are BRAVE enough to step out of their comfort zones. Don't be afraid. The most you get out of your comfort zone... The more you learn!

Out of the comfort zone if only "wierd" if you think it's wierd- Usually after a copule of minutes people get it, you want ot have fun, cool guy!

You'll learn a lot, and importantly tomorrow you WON'T regret it.

Yeah! Having said that, that post also craked me up. :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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mtlwlu said:
"B***** love the smiley face"
So funny, so true. Somehow this :p or this ;) turns what you said into a witty remark.
 

Cashew

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You can get away with prettymuch anything if it contains a smiley :D , winky ;) , or silly :p face
 

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The only time a text with a smiley face is homo is if you have written before it "I really enjoyed your balls boucing against my bottom tonight"

If this isnt the case there's not a need to worry!
 

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MANG said:
I like using smiley faces and sad faces in texts. Is it homo though?
Funny question, indeed. :crackup:

But, I feel the need to answer because I, too, use the following sometimes
:p ;) :) .

It's really difficult to be sarcastic on a text message. By including a :)p) you make it a little easier for her to get your witty, grade-A sarcastic, award-winning remark. By not using a little :p she might not get your joke and go all levels of ovary-rage on your ass (depending on what you write, and what kind of girl she is, of course).

I use the "text wink" and the "Smile wink" the same way I use the real wink and smile. So, when they read the few texts I send them, they can picture me doing the wink/smile.

-VdoubleR
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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