"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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werdmaster

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Yo I had sex with my now ex-gf like a month ago. And she gave me a few bj's between that time and till i dumped her.

She had alil odor down there so i stayed way with from oral.

Now I have somehow caught that odor in penis or something. It only smells for like 2 seconds when I become aroused. I tried cleaning down there and it didnt help.

Do u think I have an STD of some sort? Maybe like a funal thing goin on?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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NewMan

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are you telling me you were not using a condom when you were casually fvcking your ex?

Go see a DR.

You can also research on the web to double check that sh#t out.

Don't forget to wrap your d#ck
 

werdmaster

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YO SRRY! I did use a condom man. Thats y I'm so damn confused.
 

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Even with a condom, it's still pretty possible to get STDs.

Even so, I bet what's happening is this: During the day, you get (it's warming up in the Northern Hemisphere); your balls probably sweat just like they should. Your penis, sitting on top of your sack as it — hopefully — is, holds that moisture between itself and your sack where it becomes a breeding ground for bacteria. When you get aroused, your penis lifts off your sack, putting that odor into the air.

…Unless it's something that's coming out of your penis?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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werdmaster

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Gracias

Nah nothing coming out of my penis cept J and P (jizz and piss) lol. I'll try washing alil better. On that topic wat are some good soaps for sweat and to wash my kiljones with.
 
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