"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Small penis. What are my options?

Capt.America

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I have a small penis and I fvckin hate it ! It make me have low confidence. The last girl I had sex with jokingly said that I need a penis pumper. But she said it in a playful way and said just kidding to not hurt my feelings. The girl before that blatantly said I have a small penis. This hurts.

It's really not my fault I have one. What can I do? It comes to the point where I'm scared to have sex even with an hb 9 because of my size. What can I do? Surgery is out of the question. Do penis enlargement pills work? Btw I'm 18
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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It's not what you got..............it's how you use it
 

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Capt.America said:
I have a small penis and I fvckin hate it ! It make me have low confidence. The last girl I had sex with jokingly said that I need a penis pumper. But she said it in a playful way and said just kidding to not hurt my feelings. The girl before that blatantly said I have a small penis. This hurts.

It's really not my fault I have one. What can I do? It comes to the point where I'm scared to have sex even with an hb 9 because of my size. What can I do? Surgery is out of the question. Do penis enlargement pills work? Btw I'm 18

Learn to eat pvzzy like a champ and go for bisexual chicks. Just tell them you have a large sized cl1t. You might want to consider growing your hair long and getting breast implants as well.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Google: PE Gym -or- ThundersPlace

Do what they say (stretching, jelqing, etc.) and you can add on average 1 inch in length and .5 inches in girth in 90 days.

I wish somebody told me about this when I was your age. I have used PE and have had great results and I intend on adding more size this year. It's even a new years resolution
 

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You might not have the best ONS experience, since girls would want to have the best kind of intercourse they can get on those. However, you can make up for it with passionate foreplay and ace head game. You're going to have to find alternatives to her pleasure.

If it really bothers you, you can go to manual penis enlargement sites. They do "exercises" to increase overall volume of your johnston. Thing is, it takes time to actually see results. (just like working out) And don't do the stupid pills, they were made to profit from your insecurities.

EDIT: Yeah what mr. stinky said.
 

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Lol guys...

So, what is your penis length?

Anyway, can I ask you something? If you are not too busy with your obsessions, that is! My question to you is as follows. It may be a stupid question, it probably is. But, if you can make a girl *** with a finger, what do you think that says about your penis size? That's right!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Get good at foreplay and giving head. I'm not blessed either but I've been able to keep them coming back but changing my approach in a few ways. I don't make sex an Olympic sport. It's not a sprint where you attempt to get "there" as quickly as possible. But it's also not a marathon where you keep going and going while running on fumes to attempt to get "there." It's a sensuous game where you two play off each other. It's a tennis match. You can even spank her with a racket.

Get used to paying attention to what she wants and how she does it and adjust yourself accordingly.
 

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Yes whomever said asian girls is spot on... I think I'm about average or less. My wife was a virgin tho so she doesn't know any different.
 

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Get over this crap, it doesn't matter. If girls are laughing at your d1ck it's because you are exuding insecurity. Be happy with who you are and what you have. Stop allowing society to determine what's acceptable and what isn't.
 

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Capt.America said:
The girl before that blatantly said I have a small penis. This hurts.
forget the penis tools. Work on your self confidence, and your game. No HB7+ will dare say shyte about your Johnson when your game is tight and you know how to pump her emotions AND she feels a vibe from you that you can basically take her or leave her, since you've got other options.

Solid game will ALWAYS trump even the tiniest of Johnson's, while a big, world famous johnson will rarely make up for lack of game.
 

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Buddy as long as you don't have a micro penis it's fine.

Sex is more than penetration and pumping of the vagina.

learn some proper foreplay then learn how to properly have sex if it really bothers you.

touching her body during sex, different positions, noise, slow, fast, hard, etc. All these things create 'sex'.

Also go check out PE. Just be careful with it starting out because I have read that it can damage your penis if done incorrectly.

Also, women that insult your penis - you generally don't want to bother with them in the first place. Imagine a guy telling a woman her vagina is too loose; same deal - what kind of self-confident woman is going to put up with that ****.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Packers2010 said:
my peen is 15cm long and i made a girl *** twice in one sitting.

so my advice to you is. fook the haters
That's not even small bro, that's right in the average range. For our less math-oriented brethren 15cm = 5.9 inches. If that ain't enough for a woman then her vagina is too damn loose to begin with. It's when a man is below 5 inches in length that problems become more common.

search1ng said:
Sex is more than penetration and pumping of the vagina.

learn some proper foreplay then learn how to properly have sex if it really bothers you.

touching her body during sex, different positions, noise, slow, fast, hard, etc. All these things create 'sex'.
Yep, you can be hung but if you're just a two-pump chump it ain't gonna matter. She's less likely to care about your size (and more likely to come back for more) if you can give her the complete experience. Get skilled with your fingers and tongue, you should be able to make a woman come before you've even unzipped your pants.
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
forget the penis tools. Work on your self confidence, and your game. No HB7+ will dare say shyte about your Johnson when your game is tight and you know how to pump her emotions AND she feels a vibe from you that you can basically take her or leave her, since you've got other options.

Solid game will ALWAYS trump even the tiniest of Johnson's, while a big, world famous johnson will rarely make up for lack of game.
Well said taiyuu. The only, ONLY reason it seems big d1cked dudes get girls is because of the CONFIDENCE they get by having big d1cks. Especially when the world is trying to cater to insecurities to make money. Then you see big d1ck guys in porn too. But how often does porn represent real life.

I mean, if you want to take some measures to help out your physical confidence, start working out, do some penis exercises and shave your pubes off to give the impression of a bigger d1ck. But above that, forget about it.
 
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