"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Slvts and eating out

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I have been wondering your guys opinions on this for a while.

When you pick up a slvt from the bar/club do you eat her out? I cant do it knowing that she is a slvt. You can wrap your d1ck and be fine but your face, not so much.

Obviously if she is just a ONS then who gives a fvck about eating her pvssy but if shes pretty hot and you want her as a plate thats one thing thatll help get her hooked.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Can you say number one cause of oral cancers??? Not a pretty way to die.
 
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LTR's only...and even then sparingly. Never with a ONS. No way.
 
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I don't eat any girl out. I just think it's fvcking disgusting.
 
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Dudes in here call other dudes beta faggots and these fags won't eat any chick's pvssy. :crackup:
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Didn't you know? You're not supposed to eat any type of food at all when you're drinking and beta bucking buying females drinks to get them drunk. :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You guys are paranoid on stuff like this...I've eaten many dirty sluts out while drunk but never had any problems. Maybe I've just been lucky, but i I've never caught any type of STDs and been completely unprotected with many many sluts.
 
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One of the "nobucks" alpha's would let one of the AFC ass kissers eat her, and he's only there to lay down some heavy pipe on a $lut who gets a lot of c0ck traffic.
 
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zinc4 said:
You guys are paranoid on stuff like this...I've eaten many dirty sluts out while drunk but never had any problems. Maybe I've just been lucky, but i I've never caught any type of STDs and been completely unprotected with many many sluts.
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Same. I'm sure I, as well as YOU, have some form of HPV, but that goes away and lies dormant, and I don't think that you can give anyone it unless right after you've first contracted it. Then it goes away.

Eaten tons of slvts, no problems, although, I had a keen sense of when NOT to eat her p0on. Some girls, you can just FEEL their sickness, and you just fvck em and chuck em. I only ate the pvssies of the ones I sensed were self-conscious about certain things and had at least some semblance of morality. I would never eat a lecherous woman's pvssy.

I looked for the spirit or soul, a woman with some composition of propriety about her.

This is not to say, don't be careful. Dudes, if you're not comfortable with it, don't do it. I'm just saying, having eaten about 40 slvts, or semi-slvts, out over they years, I don't even have oral herpes from kissing them too. Maybe I have a high white-blood cell count (I know I always have, when tested since I was a boy). I've only tongued a couple of girls' asses. It was really erotic, especially when they came from it (with finger-banging).

I've never got anything on my hands either from slvts.

I just threw caution to the wind a lot of times and don't know if it's the information that I've always heard/read being wrong growing up or that I just got lucky or had a strong immune system. I have no idea Why I didn't contract anything. At my age now, my pickins are slimmer, and I don't really care to put up with most hoes.
 
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