So I've grown tired of inactivity & I realize that socializing is part of my mental self improvement.
So I'm at work with my male co-worker & we're in the back when we met two workers from a retail store right beside us(our stores share the same yardspace). One was a decent looking black guy & the other was a decent looking white/light hispanic female. The dude introduced himself to me & shook my hand & I immediately began hitting on the chick.
Me: You're cute, you should come work at my store.
Her: *laughs & blushing*
Me: Yeah honestly, its not fair.....I demand we trade.
Her: *is smiling & blushing & fidgeting*
Now my co-worker tells me that the chick might be the black guy's woman. However no one told me anything of the sort but I backed down anyway & just started asking her basic questions & answering her questions. I told her I'd see her around.
Later that night, an 8 walks in the store. Tall, thick white woman who seems to be in great shape, she's cute, has t!ts & ass & nice hair. She seems to be looking for something but can't find it.
Me: Having trouble?
Her: Where's the fat free milk?
Me: Sorry we're out, you'll have to look elsewhere...
Her: *frowns*
She talks with a Russian accent so.....
Me: Where are you from?
Her: Russia.
Me: Hot.
Her: Hahaha, that's hot? Do you like my accent?
Me: & everything else that comes with it.
Her: Oh gosh.
Me: *sarcastically* oops...did I go too far?
Her: Hahahaha......
I notice her carrying a bag with workout clothes & turns out she does kickboxing....I challenge her to a match which she humbly declines...I get my azz back to work so I don't get in trouble.
Later on the bus I met this dude who was wearing a shirt advertising the EVO gaming tournament...turns we have a lot in common & he wants me to meet his large circle of friends....so score.
Today I was at the pool with my friend learning more swimming techs. He leaves & I stay back because today is piss arse hot. Tons of good looking chicks were present but the catch is, I'd risk being arrested trying to game them. Nevertheless to practice my skills I was looking for the best looking ones who weren't part of a massive herd. Then I see a female lifeguard in the pool practically doing nothing so I swim on over. She's a high 6 in my book, she's cute but she's slim without much t!ts & azz.
Me: Come here.
Her: *smiles & complies* I can't go underwater though.
Me: You won't have to. Show me how to thread water without using my hands.
Her: *she gladly demonstrates*(I make sure to learn it instantly because I simply cannot look stupid while performing a physical task in front of girls - you would not believe I couldn't do this up until that point)
We begin talking about things like my hobbies, her non-existent hobbies, her manager not liking her which I just shut up & listened till I could change the subject, she brought up that she used to play tennis for 11 years & I want to learn tennis so we talked about that. I wanted to be more sexual but she's a 6 & I have trouble being sexual with anything below a decent 7. I simply didn't have the balls to kino her, somehow I wasn't getting that vibe. She was staring directly into my face & smiling for the most part & she seemed to react pleasantly whenever I smiled/grinned. An old lady interjected at some point, starting an absurd convo in which I communicated with the 6 via body language at how absurd it was. Then the old lady mentioned that I was handsome & she loved my smile....honestly, doesn't mean much coming from an old lady but she was funny & nice so I appeased her till she went away.
Lifeguard chick was on break & I was basically a way for her to fill time & I knew this but I willfully gave her the attention to increase my social skills. I ran into a cool dude I haven't seen in a while & got his number...he's super confident, good looking, in great shape, goes to college, is going to law school next year & is treated as an alpha male. It was fun watching him interact with everyone. As I was leaving, I got the lifeguard chick's number....when I asked for it she was grinning from ear to ear. Told her we should have that tennis match sometime soon.
I missed an opportunity to talk to this latina who was all alone...she swam near me because she obviously wanted the same thing I wanted but for some reason the words wouldn't come out...BAHHH! Maybe its for the best, I probably would have gotten arrested.
So I'm at work with my male co-worker & we're in the back when we met two workers from a retail store right beside us(our stores share the same yardspace). One was a decent looking black guy & the other was a decent looking white/light hispanic female. The dude introduced himself to me & shook my hand & I immediately began hitting on the chick.
Me: You're cute, you should come work at my store.
Her: *laughs & blushing*
Me: Yeah honestly, its not fair.....I demand we trade.
Her: *is smiling & blushing & fidgeting*
Now my co-worker tells me that the chick might be the black guy's woman. However no one told me anything of the sort but I backed down anyway & just started asking her basic questions & answering her questions. I told her I'd see her around.
Later that night, an 8 walks in the store. Tall, thick white woman who seems to be in great shape, she's cute, has t!ts & ass & nice hair. She seems to be looking for something but can't find it.
Me: Having trouble?
Her: Where's the fat free milk?
Me: Sorry we're out, you'll have to look elsewhere...
Her: *frowns*
She talks with a Russian accent so.....
Me: Where are you from?
Her: Russia.
Me: Hot.
Her: Hahaha, that's hot? Do you like my accent?
Me: & everything else that comes with it.
Her: Oh gosh.
Me: *sarcastically* oops...did I go too far?
Her: Hahahaha......
I notice her carrying a bag with workout clothes & turns out she does kickboxing....I challenge her to a match which she humbly declines...I get my azz back to work so I don't get in trouble.
Later on the bus I met this dude who was wearing a shirt advertising the EVO gaming tournament...turns we have a lot in common & he wants me to meet his large circle of friends....so score.
Today I was at the pool with my friend learning more swimming techs. He leaves & I stay back because today is piss arse hot. Tons of good looking chicks were present but the catch is, I'd risk being arrested trying to game them. Nevertheless to practice my skills I was looking for the best looking ones who weren't part of a massive herd. Then I see a female lifeguard in the pool practically doing nothing so I swim on over. She's a high 6 in my book, she's cute but she's slim without much t!ts & azz.
Me: Come here.
Her: *smiles & complies* I can't go underwater though.
Me: You won't have to. Show me how to thread water without using my hands.
Her: *she gladly demonstrates*(I make sure to learn it instantly because I simply cannot look stupid while performing a physical task in front of girls - you would not believe I couldn't do this up until that point)
We begin talking about things like my hobbies, her non-existent hobbies, her manager not liking her which I just shut up & listened till I could change the subject, she brought up that she used to play tennis for 11 years & I want to learn tennis so we talked about that. I wanted to be more sexual but she's a 6 & I have trouble being sexual with anything below a decent 7. I simply didn't have the balls to kino her, somehow I wasn't getting that vibe. She was staring directly into my face & smiling for the most part & she seemed to react pleasantly whenever I smiled/grinned. An old lady interjected at some point, starting an absurd convo in which I communicated with the 6 via body language at how absurd it was. Then the old lady mentioned that I was handsome & she loved my smile....honestly, doesn't mean much coming from an old lady but she was funny & nice so I appeased her till she went away.
Lifeguard chick was on break & I was basically a way for her to fill time & I knew this but I willfully gave her the attention to increase my social skills. I ran into a cool dude I haven't seen in a while & got his number...he's super confident, good looking, in great shape, goes to college, is going to law school next year & is treated as an alpha male. It was fun watching him interact with everyone. As I was leaving, I got the lifeguard chick's number....when I asked for it she was grinning from ear to ear. Told her we should have that tennis match sometime soon.
I missed an opportunity to talk to this latina who was all alone...she swam near me because she obviously wanted the same thing I wanted but for some reason the words wouldn't come out...BAHHH! Maybe its for the best, I probably would have gotten arrested.