"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Slightly Embarassing: AZZ Hair Problems

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NeverFear

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Need some input on my azz hair issues .

Ive learned to squat down and shave it through my legs, but im wondering if there is a better

or more permanent/non embarassing way to deal with it?

Wouldnt it be too embarassing to go to the hair removal place for it ?

Does nair work?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Originally posted by NeverFear
Need some input on my azz hair issues .

Ive learned to squat down and shave it through my legs, but im wondering if there is a better

or more permanent/non embarassing way to deal with it?

Wouldnt it be too embarassing to go to the hair removal place for it ?

Does nair work?
lol

This is gold!

You can try tying a rope to the back of a car and have it do 100 mph while holding onto the rope and skidding across the road on your bare a$$. haha

Actually I have a bit of that problem too. :eek:

Well it's not really a problem because

1) I'm not an a$$ model

2) I'm not a porn star.

3) Women don't fuvk me in the a$$. They don't have to deal with it.

with it if it is there. Especially considering most sexual positions don't expose the man's a$$ to the woman. See for yourself

http://www.condoms.au.com/positions/positions.html <-- common sexual positions.


P.S. This topic is better suited to maybe something more like Health and Fitness.
 

Luveno

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Um....

if the azz hair isn't bothering you, I don't see the need for you to go getting rid of it.

Last time I checked, it was normal for a guy to have a bit of ass hair.
 

TillTheEndOfTime

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Originally posted by rgeere
Maybe he is just self conscious about his ass hair or something. I mean, it isn't something the majority of people think about.
It's really not that bad. It helps keep your a$$ warm in the winter.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Scrunchy Azz Problem, Also Athletic

I dont care how it LOOKS!!

The problem is that im an athlete and it rubs wrong.

Also, zhitting is a problem
 

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Re: Scrunchy Azz Problem, Also Athletic

Originally posted by NeverFear
I dont care how it LOOKS!!

The problem is that im an athlete and it rubs wrong.

Also, zhitting is a problem
Ah the good ole' dingle berries? hehe

I'm not sure exactly what to do. Don't shave though! A razor burn on the a$$ will hurt like hell. You'll end up with a really rough feeling on your a$$ from all the razor bumps!Especially if you're shifting around on it in your seat!

I guess you can walk into those hair removal places and quietly ask about it. I'm sure you're not the only one who has ever wanted to get their a$$ hair removed!

Don't be ashamed to be that which you were born.
 

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I don't think hair removal cream can be used on 'sensitive' areas like that but you can go to a salon and get it waxed.
Over here in the UK we have what's called a "Back,crack and sack" wax.....sounds pretty fuking painful to me so I'd just stick to the shaving:eek:
 
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