Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Slept with best friend's girl

PRMoon

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First off I just want to call BS on this thread. Nobody is dumb enough to bone their best friends girl then come on the board and post "Round 2":rolleyes: Obviously you want to get a rise out of us, concidering you're only up to 5 post now.

Anyway guys, if you've got friends don't stab them in the back like this fake thread outlines. There are plenty of girls out there, but true friends are hard to come by.

Also if my best friend's girl tried to hit on me, I'd tell her whe should meet somewhere more private later, then tell my bestfriend the whole thing and to be around that area but out of sight. Kinda like a sting operation, I've actually witnessed this happen, it's priceless and is how true friendship should be.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Plain & Simple

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^^^^Very true.

Knowing me though i would go for a round too, me im a horny bastard.....

Iono u can either tell him or not.

The way i see it if u tell him yall might fight end the friendship and still u will be fukin the girl after that.

If u dont tell him someday somehow he will know yall might fight end the friendship and u still will be fukin her.

Or if he finds out yall still might be be friends yet both of yall might still be fukin her.

Either way u look at it is a fuk fuk situation, i say keep fukin with her, u already fuked up, it cant get no worst. Specially if that puss good
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
^^^^Very true.

Knowing me though i would go for a round too, me im a horny bastard.....

Iono u can either tell him or not.

The way i see it if u tell him yall might fight end the friendship and still u will be fukin the girl after that.

If u dont tell him someday somehow he will know yall might fight end the friendship and u still will be fukin her.

Or if he finds out yall still might be be friends yet both of yall might still be fukin her.

Either way u look at it is a fuk fuk situation, i say keep fukin with her, u already fuked up, it cant get no worst. Specially if that puss good
You're a retard :rolleyes:

It's not about if the situation can get worse or not. It's about showing respect to the friend. Even though that's fvcked up now, he can still save a little integrity by NOT doing her again.

It's so far away from being a DJ as you can get. It's just being an ******* with no respect for moral and ethics when it comes to friendship.
 

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Originally posted by \O/

It's so far away from being a DJ as you can get. It's just being an ******* with no respect for moral and ethics when it comes to friendship.
The whole thing wreaks of bad trolling puss. I wouldn't take it so seriously. Who could be as dumb as to ask if he should go back and nail her again after the responses he got?

*Sniff sniff* What is that smell? Oh that's right the rodeo is in vegas this week :p
 

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Originally posted by PRMoon
The whole thing wreaks of bad trolling puss. I wouldn't take it so seriously. Who could be as dumb as to ask if he should go back and nail her again after the responses he got?

*Sniff sniff* What is that smell? Oh that's right the rodeo is in vegas this week :p
You're probably right. It's not so much the original poster that annoys me. It's just the stupid responses from some people.

Ofcourse it's about getting the pvssy, but it's also about becoming a great person. That's DJ'ing. Not screwing your friends girls just because you're horny...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Re: I dissent

Originally posted by everywomanshero
I would've done her too. Sorry, but I don't believe in having any code of ethics in regard to other males. This is all a competition to see how many women we can sleep with. If she slept with you, then she would've slept with someone else too.
You're full of crap, and you're a shtty person. If you even have any friends with an outlook on life like that, I feel sorry for them.
 

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Originally posted by Zombie
Man I never thought I would do something like that. This was my absolute best friend. It just happened. We were kind of drunk, but I know that's no excuse. What (if anything), can I do now? Man I know she wanted me, and I guess that was part of the thrill. I feel like sh!t though. I wish I could go back in time...
Cut off your balls, tie a red ribbon around them and hand them to your friend. Then apologize and beg forgivness.
 

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You were probably more fun and interesting than your friend. I think you might have done him a favour, but he won't appreciate it. Only thing now is to get with the girl, bang her brains out and find a new best friend coz you're gonna lose him..
 

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Originally posted by Chrisman
Damn right , round ****ing 2. What's done is done. It was ****ty, but you might as well, have some fun now that you're screwed. Go have anal sex with her. It'll be great.
Why the **** not.

There isn't any salvaging this friendship.

Hope she's good enough to replace a great friend, which she isn't so ya know.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Juan and only

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Originally posted by HalfAddict
Why the **** not.

There isn't any salvaging this friendship.

Hope she's good enough to replace a great friend, which she isn't so ya know.
You have no idea what you're talking about...and anyone who agrees with chrisman needs some form of mental help.


p.s yep, thread is probably fake.
 

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Originally posted by Zombie
Man I never thought I would do something like that. This was my absolute best friend. It just happened. We were kind of drunk, but I know that's no excuse. What (if anything), can I do now? Man I know she wanted me, and I guess that was part of the thrill. I feel like sh!t though. I wish I could go back in time...
Wow. You are a piece of fecal matter as a friend, and she is about as worthless as a streetwalker. He needs to spit on her (In the face), right in front of you, in public.
 

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"He needs to spit on her (In the face), right in front of you, in public."

JackPrescott, what is it with you and spitting? I hope you were joking because the way I see it, spitting in a girl's face is rude, pathetic and childish.
 

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I would've done her too. Sorry, but I don't believe in having any code of ethics in regard to other males. This is all a competition to see how many women we can sleep with. If she slept with you, then she would've slept with someone else too.

right, another SS fraud.....so you have no friends? get real..you fake jake...if one of your buddies fyck your gf you would be crying like a baby.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Scientifically speaking:

"A turtle spreading its wings" = gibberish, turtles don't have wings.

"Fukkin' a friend's girl" = gibberish, if you fukked her he ain't your friend.

BTW, make sure you wrap it if you go for round 2, i bet she has some kind of STD...
 

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Bullshiat allert, Zombie just threw a troll bait

You stupid fkkn so called DJs, never trust anyone who made less than a couple posts in the past week. Trust the So Suave Elite folks like me. Not JC Jerkson, NOT Jcrew and certainly not that shezzler narcissist.
 

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Originally posted by Monkey
Proceed to stab yourself in the heart with a knife
Damn, hes not bragging about it. He admitted that he made a mistake and he regrets it. Some of you *******s need to lay off. Goddamn...
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
Bullshiat allert, Zombie just threw a troll bait

You stupid fkkn so called DJs, never trust anyone who made less than a couple posts in the past week. Trust the So Suave Elite folks like me. Not JC Jerkson, NOT Jcrew and certainly not that shezzler narcissist.
sorry dude, but you're one of the ones I don't really trust... I get the feeling your just a KBJ and others probably feel the same way.

Especially since you find it necessary to rip on some of the well respected members to boost your own credibility... i think that's a pretty low blow, especially since it's unprovoked and doesn't belong in this thread.

you're a fvcktard for posting that sh!t.

And yeah, i call B.S. on this thread
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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