"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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TheFlyOne

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I've had a similar experience some years back while under the influence of alcohol. As I left a crowded club and saw a nice ass a couple paces ahead of me that I thought needed to be grabbed. I did, to only be slapped in the face by the girl. I definitely deserved it. I felt like a dirty perv... Even the friends I was with looked at me in a strange dude ur a azz hole kinda way..i thought they would think it was cool...NOT.. lol I will NEVER EVER do that again...

Sometimes the alcohol makes you feel like a superhero.. ha ha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Die Hard

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CrashOverRide said:
How was she dressed?
A dress, but it wasn't short nor was it very tight (or isn't that what you're getting at?)

By the way, reading your responses, I guess it is different over here in Europe. Coz I've slapped girls' asses while they were passing me by in the club, with them responding well to it many times. I did secure eye contact and a smile from them first, though.

jophil28 said:
I get a lot of azz slappin' and butt pinching from hot women and it makes me feel sooooo....cheap and dirty.
You dirty old wh0re, you...
 

Nutz

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There's a time and place for slapping some ass, and that wasn't it.
 
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