"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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By a girl, What does one do?
She likes me but she slapped me "hard" after a cheeky comment I made. Whats the best thing to do, how should i act?
I acted astounded and she kept trying to apologise! Do i hug her?:up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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BigNiQ

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Usually what I do in this situation is look like I'm very hurt emotionally, and a little bit physically (but make it obvious that you are joking) Then as she's apologizing, turn it into her needing to make it up to you. That is, if you're attempting to get something like a kiss or more out of it. Works for me all the time.
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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laugh it off (in a "i can't believe you just slapped me" kinda way and then with a bit of a condescending tone..... say: "wow... was THAT really necessary? you owe me for that" *sly grin*


It shouldn't really phase you
 

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i'd pull my c0ck out and slap her with it then reply

AH take that!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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