"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Skwish Pillows

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Anyone used a Skwish pillow? Those things are comfy as hell! They are spandexy with beads inside and are nice. Recommended for those who travel, don't have a lot of room, or just want a good pillow.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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5/5 great thread
 

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mmm...skwishy

bored outta my damn mind...

but i DO own a skwish...and ooh man is that thing comfy. sure, the stuffing may be hazardous to your health and are extremely flammable (or so the tag says) , but if you can ignore the possible health risks and the steep price tag, its great! :D
 

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Originally posted by Porky
5/5 great thread
you already used that once.

go back to FYAD.




My friends have those, too deflated for my likings.
 
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