"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Uber noober

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Hey, I have a question for all guys out there who have gotten laid at around my age. What do girls consider a large penis and what do they consider too small. Are they intimidated by a pig penis or what?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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08aisaac

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lmfao.
Why do you care because there aint nothing you can do. Well yeah I guess there are ton of things you can do but who knows. I know lots of chicks who want huge ****s. In them not on them.
 

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pig ****s? are those the curly ones? no wayyyy

wel anyways its like 6-7 inches for my age....although yeah i dont think u can do much about it.
 

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Originally posted by 08aisaac
lmfao.
Why do you care because there aint nothing you can do. Well yeah I guess there are ton of things you can do but who knows. I know lots of chicks who want huge ****s. In them not on them.
You're an *******.
 

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Why do you say that? I wasn't flaming or making fun of you it just seems weird.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yea some ****s can be pretty intimidating to most women, but chances are theyll have to **** alot to come across one of those...
 

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The answer to this question, and all other great questions of life is obviously 42.
 

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Originally posted by LikRetsam
The answer to this question, and all other great questions of life is obviously 42.
that and he should find a chick with a smaller mouth than his penis.
 

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the chick wont know the size of ur **** (unless u tell her, and u really dont) until you get her in bed. by then , she wont care unless its diminutively tiny or massively large (those can hurt). anywhere in the range of 5-8 inches is probably acceptable by a girl if ur doing stuff together (maybe 4.5) . trust me tho, she wont care.
 

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oh you're only 16. dude, you've still probably got some growing to do. i meant if ur like 18 or something. even if ur 4 inches, that may still be fine. the caucasian average is 6 inches. asian smaller, black bigger by about .5 inch respectively.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ROFL PENKITTEN.
Ace reply.

I'm 16 (17 in Dec) and my penis is 7.75", I'm actually worrying that when I do get round to having sex, I will hurt the poor girl, esp. if she's a virgin :s I'm a sensitive chap, me :p

So you shouldn't worry.
Apparently, average is about 5.75-6" for adult males..
My 2 cents :)
 

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I'm not worried about it being to small, I 'm worried about it being too big. I was thinking girls might have trouble accommodating me. I'm 8 and a half inches , you see.
 

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I guess it's normal for high school students to worry about the size of their ****... but listen up man, by the time they see it they will allready have decided wether or not they are going to **** you.

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