"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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WTF, why doesn't she just eat less? If I could just go on a diet and be a DJ, how easy would that be?

Reminds me of a girl I had lunch with during the week. She was an 8 in her pics. But a 5 in person. Simply b/c she packed on the pounds. I'm trying to think of a way to suggest that she be my gym partner without offending her. Any suggestions?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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She has a double chin.

That is just not sexy.
 
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thedeparted said:
WTF, why doesn't she just eat less? If I could just go on a diet and be a DJ, how easy would that be?

Reminds me of a girl I had lunch with during the week. She was an 8 in her pics. But a 5 in person. Simply b/c she packed on the pounds. I'm trying to think of a way to suggest that she be my gym partner without offending her. Any suggestions?
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Why would it offend her? She lost some weight she should be proud.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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MCristo said:
Why would it offend her? She lost some weight she should be proud.
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If it mattered to her she would have lost it. It's not as if she doesn't know she's overweight, she's comfortable the way she is.
 
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Christ on a bike.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Note to self... Scratch the UK from the list of places that have more attractive women than the US.

I should have done that long ago...
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What the HELL. No way does UK have fitter women. Hmm, let's see. Jess Alba, Megan Fox, Jess Biel, Elisha Cuthbert, Angelina Jolie. I mean, CMON. OOF!
 
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I always the the reason the English conquered the world back when was b/c the pickings at home were so slim. Ugly chicks, who can't cook.

About my situation -- this girl needs to lose some lbs. I want to propose her being my gym partner. Would be convenient for both. How do I mention it without sounding like I'm saying, "Hey, you look like you could lose a few..." which is insulting to a chick. I only met this girl once for lunch.
 
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What the HELL. No way does UK have fitter women. Hmm, let's see. Jess Alba, Megan Fox, Jess Biel, Elisha Cuthbert, Angelina Jolie. I mean, CMON. OOF!
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Next time any of those lasses are at your house give them my number. :p
 
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thedeparted said:
I always the the reason the English conquered the world back when was b/c the pickings at home were so slim. Ugly chicks, who can't cook.

About my situation -- this girl needs to lose some lbs. I want to propose her being my gym partner. Would be convenient for both. How do I mention it without sounding like I'm saying, "Hey, you look like you could lose a few..." which is insulting to a chick. I only met this girl once for lunch.
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I just told my girl that I was going to the gym and she followed

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This is what happens when feminism takes over society and then decides to use their own definition of beauty.

She probably got a great personality.....
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The feminist corporate media is starting to push obesity as normal in women rather than a huge problem. Much in the same way they push masculine b|tchy women and expect us to love them, they are doing the same for fat chicks. The matrix has us all!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDD2jN2HQEQ&feature=user

Sort of reminds me of the tale of "the emperor's New cloths". All you need is some little kid to point out and say "but she is fat" for this lie to come crushing down.

I love the comments on youtube:

"chloe is a very beautiful women.shes not obese and she didnt just win cause she was the only big girl brave enough to enter.thats total bull**** and its so close minded and pig headed.its those chicks that are skinny skinny and even "average" that make me sick. you type of girls need to sit at the damn table and eat a steak.the only thing a skinny girl is good for is to jump out of a cake topless for your idiot buddys.idk if youve noticed but big women have tig ol bitties and skinnys pay 4 um.ha"
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sounds like a bitter fat feminist to me.
 
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