"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Six year old suspended for kiss

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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North America, where its okay if a kid is openly 'gay' but everybody goes bonkers if a straight kid gives another kid a kiss.
 

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I think North American feminism is taking radical road toward sex just like radical Islamist but under another title. I except Quebec from that, they are very relaxed about sex and rape/sexual harassment are not on their top daily news .
what I also noticed in Quebec , men are men and women are women, I think that due to their french language so they dont watch US media
 

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Soon boys will be getting girls to sign consent forms before playing spin the bottle.
 

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Wonder if he negged her before moving in on the kiss close.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The mental trauma resulting from this will probably have a lasting effect on the kid; he'll be a good little beta, scared to approach or even talk to women.

Of course, this is exactly what they want.
 

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^^it's rotten how 'adults' and their wittle woles as authority and morality figures can mess a young boy's self esteem and ultimately his future. 6 year old boy! Most impressionable and he is already being shamed for his liking and innocent actions towards females.

I hope the little boy's dad is red pill and an alpha figure so he corrects the faulty, improper mental slapping his son got, and sets his understanding straight.

At the vagitized rate society is going, Idiocracy isn't too far away.
 

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Now society is trying to do early castrations! Or the boy wasn't attractive. Maybe if he was a celebrity's son, this would be considered flirting as opposed to sexual harassment.

In 2028, I wonder how many times he will have been friendzoned. He might even find this site!

Pretty soon, men are gonna need to carry around contracts to free themselves of future sexual harassment cases. Might need to record every interaction with every female! Just what the f**k is this world coming to by creating a National Beta Club and the members are getting younger and younger?
 

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nismo-4 said:
Pretty soon, men are gonna need to carry around contracts to free themselves of future sexual harassment cases.
Yeah, but then it will become sexual harassment if an unattractive guy tries to get a girl to sign a consent form. "Eww, he tried to get me to sign a contract so he could kiss me! He's sexually harassing me!".
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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All contracts about sex and limiting human personal freedom are void and illegal , so basically you will have no way to protect yourself when you deal with woman you don't really know .
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
The mental trauma resulting from this will probably have a lasting effect on the kid; he'll be a good little beta, scared to approach or even talk to women.

Of course, this is exactly what they want.
Or he'll turn into a little celebrity phenom!
Depends on how his classmates / father reacts.
Hopefully a few of you remember ...
http://www.blockbuster.com/browse/catalog/movieDetails/513789

SH
 

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Bloody hell, kids kiss all the time. Even I, who was later going to be AFC, had a preschool girlfriend and we kissed all the time.
 
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