"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you want a solid 6 pack, you build your ab muscles. You do a variety of different ab exercises a few times a week, cause this muscle group recovers fairly quickly. You eat a lot of protein. You do cardio.

Starving yourself wrestler style is ridiculous. Besides who wants to weigh 135lbs with little tiny abs when you can weigh like 190-200 with 1/2" deep ab seperation and eat like crazy? :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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no water but protein/ creatine?

have fun on dialysis after those 2 weeks
 
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"those abs look kind of fake to me"

"no"

"dude they look like they be drawn on pencil-style"

"well they're not"

"a-huh"

"real abs. touch"

"is that blue pen?"

"no not blue pen"

"looks blue too me"

"it not blue pen!!! *beats chest*

"holy crap bro, one of your abs just rubbed out doin that"

"chit!"


seriously... how long does it take to get down to low body fat anyway so your abs look good?
 
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